What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

Hair net
No piercing beyond ears
Tattoo

Them awful fleeces/tshirts with the likes of wolves on them (found outside the post office in payday, bought from markets).

Hotpants, that's not fair on anyone, will give kids nightmares with my body.

Hats, I have a large head, if they're wooly I look like a binman.

Any kind of heels with an anorak coat. Heels and a good I could never!

Belly top. No issue with them but I've had2 c sections!

Any kind of sports wear when I'm not doing exercise. Those duck awful leggings on the school run Jesus

@beccarocksbaby glad you said that about strappy too. I just can't!

Nose piercings
Bikini
Jumpsuit (unless the kind need for doing a parachute jump)

Leggings, not good for anyone over twelve Years old unless you have no excess fat. High heels deadly! Puffa jackets that look like telly tubbies

And sliders. Boak.

Anything purchased from Cotswold or millets unless worn to climb snowdon or walk the dog on Dartmoor.

Anything denim, I go down to my local shopping area which is also near to housing estate established in 1950’s and regularly see really ancient people with zimmer frames (no problem with that as I’ll probably need one myself soon!) but all wearing big size denim outfits......

Animal prints
Cold shoulder tops
Sack dresses

Also crocs!

1Jeans
2 Anything Beige
3 lycra

What us it with cold shoulder tops?? Are they a faux-pas l know nothing about? Cos l love mine but am panicking now!

1. bikini ( and only a swimsuit for actually swimming)
2. skinny jeans they suit about 10% of population and the vast majority of them are under 16
3. sack shaped clothing

I could add more but 3 was requested

I imagine cold shoulder tops as being something teenagers might buy in New Look or at the market.

Ripped jeans
High-heeled trainers
Tattoos.

A fleece
Patent leather shoes
Boob tube

Big knickers, a house coat or a uniform

Ah ok. I like mine cos l wouldn't wear a vest top...arms too fat but cold shoulder covers the offending bits!

A bikini.
A trouser suit.
Anything made of cheap shiny material.

Jump suit.
Bikini.
Crop top.

Anything that exposes the cankle upwards.
Beige or grey
Skinny jeans

Ps also cold shoulder tops, have numerous very fat but flat chested friends who seem to love these

Fur, hot pants, white leggings in thin material

Crocs
Wide leg 3/4 length trousers (in fact nearly all 3/4 trousers, my ankles and calves are rather too skinny.
Wolf fleece as a PP mentioned!

Although I own one of these things they will never appear in public:

Tracksuit bottoms
Cold shoulder tops (they just look cheap, whoever asked, sorry)
White swimming costume

Tye dye
Fila Disruptors
False eyelashes