Prepare for MN meltdown

[Alsohuman]

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Reported for being obvious lie.

You traitor!!

Troll

Nah. Don't believe you.

Obviously a reverse. Maybe the dishwasher writing.

I'm logging this with 101 and SS. You're clearly not safeguarding your children

And I suppose you have a loo brush, too.

But did you put the loo seat into the repaired dishwasher afterwards?

Will you be burning your house down afterwards?

Lies! A real MNetter would never let a workman so much as look at their toilet.

Did he use the toilet brush as well ?

I let the double glazing man use our loo last week and (get this) I didn't make him take his shoes off to come in.

Ugh. Why didn't you go the whole hog and just let him shit directly into the dishwasher?

LTB

Yes, said repair man is still wearing his shoes.

It can't be true, because a real mumsnetter would never have answered the doorbell to let him in the house. And if he did break in the bleach fumes would have rendered him unconscious, or he would have tripped over the enormous pile of once used towels and bedding waiting to be washed.

We are going to hell Alsohuman.

(I did not add that link on the word "bedding". is this a new "feature" of MN?)

The electrician uses my loo every day! But then i am married to him

Well unless you burn the house down you are dead to us all!

Maybe he has dementia?

Shouldn't you be on Netmums, hun...?

Big 'UGH' to MN randomly linking words to affiliate links for things they want to flog us.

For once I do not want a diagram.

Have the kids broken up from school already? Really, no self respecting MN would let a repair man use their loo - you don't know where they've been!