Prepare for MN meltdown

[Alsohuman]

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Have you steam cleaned and bleached the loo, loo roll holder, seat, loo handle, door handle, light switch , taps, sink, floor and changed the hand towel yet? If not, I don't believe you at all.

Where's the diagram?

Well don’t come crying to us when your bum falls off from strangerassitis.

LTB!

What a goady CF. Reported.

Have you cancelled his cheque?

When Is he going to let you use his loo? He’s taking advantage of you, OP!

My husband has just been trying to fix our washing machine, hose has come loose.

Did he give you any unsolicited advice?

Another one who needs a diagram to fully understand this, OP.

Come on. How can we comment without a fucking diagram?

And be careful - he might tell his friends to come into your garden accidentally so that you can start another thread.

This is by far the most upsetting post I've read on MN.

Would anyone like to join me in throwing in a small contribution so that we can get the OP a little bunch of flowers or something? I'd like to think that someone would do it for me in such circumstances

No he kept his shoes on. He had to bend over and I thought, "You could park a bike in there".

OMG! I bet he blocked your poor neighbour's drive with his big ugly white van too didn't he?

Burn your house. Burn it to the ground.

@UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

This afternoon one of the washing machine delivery men asked to use our loo and I let him. He didn't pee on the floor and put the seat and lid back down. They both kept their shoes on. AIBU in asking John Lewis to clean my carpets?

Wash the hand soap with er... hand soap! And be careful not to get pregnant from the toilet seat... imagine a baby born wearing workman's clothes and steel toe capped boots... and sucking in its teeth (early developer) saying things like "you want me to shit my nappy... oooh that'll cost you" ... etc

What is it with all these fucking links MN has put on? Lets see. Vagina. Lampshade. Nappies. Brothel. Kitchen knife. Bawbag. Handbag.

I do hope you informed him of the toilet etiquette.

Do what I do and have a toilet for the tradespeople...white tiles and self bleaching.......
🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩

How can you set your acceptable tradesman behaviour bar so low?
What did you learn from your parents growing up about tradesman and boundaries?

I blame your mil.

PMSL at this thread and the comments,,,just what I needed

But then...the links - WTF? I feel we need to evolve a whole new vocabulary to avoid them. Let’s see..

So I had constpation yesterday which resulted in mahoosive pies . I then got diarr...the squits and messed up my beding, so threw it in the wasing machine, then went shopping for new dreses and sanals..

We could have some fun link dodging. Don’t think pedants corner would approve though 🤔

Sorry - railroad..as you were!

Oh you have an inside loo do you? Nice stealth brag, OP.

Was he "looking at you" in a funny way and start texting you for hot dates after he left?

ITWSBT.