Prepare for MN meltdown

[Alsohuman]

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

But what would the neighbours think of strange men going down her lady garden? Has OP got no shame.

How will you be able to cook your salmon in the interim?

Did he put the seat down. dirty bastard

@Karmin & @exWifebeingsat40 !!!!

who is going the start a thread seeing whose post can get the most gratuitous irrelevant links tagged in per paragraph???

And he didn’t pee on the floor

That will be because he had a dump. A big, fat No.2.

And he didn't flush

@floraloctopus 🤣

Get your ducks in a row and LTB

I hope you paid him with a cheque so you can cancel it ...

Grim.

Did you ask him if he meant to be so rude?

Did you tell him to fuck off to the far side of fuck and when he gets there, fuck of some more? (Cringe!)

What are this repair man's redeeming features, OP? FGS don't have a baby with him.

I had a friend have a man working on the road outside her house, come and ask if she would mind heating his lunch up for him. And she did. . .

You have a dishwasher???

Slippery slope.

Before you know it, you will be hanging your washing out at 8pm tonight without so much as a thought for it being darked on...

I had to ask one of our maids what this thread was all about. I was informed Madam would never need to be prepared for such an eventuality. She even took me to the cooking quarters and showed me the dishwasher contraptions - why do they need 2 of these in there?! To my utter embarrassment I couldn’t help myself and ate 1 whole almond whilst I was there and nobody could tell me if it was organic or not. Now I’m utterly stressed out about gaining weight and called personal trainer over ASAP to take me to our gym (can never find that place on my own). I wish I never read this thread. MN has completely spoiled my day

Definitely block his number and delete him from all social media. Set his emails to spam. If he does call round again to use your loo don't open the door, just open a downstairs window to tell him to leave. Hopefully he won't shit on your lawn.

I hope you didn't let him watch any tennis as well. That would be taking things too far.

Also: Zoflora. Check?

Poo troll

this should have a trigger warning I HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED.

Reported

pinkie

what is the problem with letting workmen use your toilet?

Turds that emerge from tradespeople's bottoms are known to be much larger (ten times larger) and much stinkier (17 times stinkier) than other types of turds. There is also a worry they'll smear their bums on the bathroom wall.

I think you are in desperate need of a spa day, with the dishwasher repair guy.

Complain immediately - he needs to be sacked. How can a human person have the nerve to not hold on to their shit during the working day. Fuming on your behalf.