Prepare for MN meltdown

[Alsohuman]

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Big 'UGH' to MN randomly linking words to affiliate links for things they want to flog us.

Agreed. It's beyond tacky.

I’ve just spat my coffee all over my laptop reading this thread. AND I’ve woken next door babies and shook with laughter so much that my settee has fallen to bits. Reported.

No doubt there is also twiggy shit (no, not that sort....) and a feature wall in there?

The op must be a troll.

We have a dedicated toilet for workmen in our house

Yes, but where did he park his work van?

U OK Hun?

As long as he/she doesn't leave piles of muck everywhere!

Did he also eat whilst working and manage admirably well to multitask?

what in the name of all that is holy are these links?

@Karmin - your post links to an article on constipation and piles. what is happen?!

He’s gone, having condemned the dishwasher so we get a new one under warranty.

And he didn’t pee on the floor. Is he in the right job?

Surely one should have ordered a new one immediately. You've actually had it repaired ?

Watch he doesn’t steal your expensive designer candle!

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so does mine, now.

what happens if i say... dresses? or sandals?

or loo brushes?

You don't say if you have a loo brush

< cat's bum face 🐱 💩 >

We can't comment when you leave out half the details

"repair man is still wearing his shoes."

He went to the toilet with his SHOES on

Check he hasn't stolen your children's pocket money

Presumably he had 2 sugars in his tea?

You must be a wind up merchant with a nick name like yours!
Leave and never darken this forum again.

did you log it with 101?

Calm down, everyone! The OP obviously has a separate toilet, at the bottom of the garden, for workmen.

Oddly enough when the Sky man asked to use mine last week I instantly thought of MN. (I let him use it)

And how are you feeling upon reflection ?

Was there chemistry between you?