Prepare for MN meltdown

[Alsohuman]

The dishwasher repair man just asked to use our loo. And I let him.

Did he have a missing tooth? Do you find that attractive?

When Is he going to let you use his loo? He’s taking advantage of you, OP!

He's a bog-lodger. LTB.

I bet he never actually wiped his arse, he'll have just spread his cheeks and dragged himself -doggystyle- across the bath mat. Then he'll have the audacity not to shower 7 times before bed, and will leave skid marks all over the 800 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets.

You and his missus should both LTB!

Green face (not envy).

I don't pay my hard-earned taxes for this.

You need to pull your big girl pants up OP and get a grip.

spread his cheeks and dragged himself...

Get your Toilet Ducks in a row OP...

I let the mouse extermination man use the loo twice recently. The world hasn't come to an end.

To really understand this scenario we need a diagram explaining the position of the loo, dishwasher, repair man, you and your parking space.

Speakeasy lololol!

I let the mouse extermination man use the loo twice recently.

Have you checked he wasn't flushing them down the loo? Small brown lumps stuck in the u bend would be a clue.

Did you hide your Aesop handwash? And posh candle? Did he use poo drops?

I then got diarr...the squits
Ever so slightly off topic but despite many years in the NHS having to write diahorrea I still cant spell it

Someone gave me a gift of Aesop's Poo Drops. I just love that I own a product called Poo Drops.

We have ViPoo, which anyone is free to use.

You must feel very ashamed of yourself....

Didn’t want to actually spell it as was trying to dodge any links 😀

A strange but thoughtful gift... much better than a scented candle.

@PinkieTuscadero
yes that is a strange gift. Were they trying to tell you something?!

spread his cheeks and dragged himself

bog-dodger

white tiles self bleaching

Omg these are hilarious lmfao!!!

@LauderSyme, I like to think they were telling me that my lovely deposits deserved only the poshest of post poo products.

..and what's with the links, will defo have to avoid them, how annoying.

How can you tell the difference between the real clicky links and those...where do they go to???

Someone gave me a gift of Aesop's Poo Drops

I'd never heard of these. £20 for 100mls??

www.spacenk.com/uk/en_GB/fragrance/home-fragrance/spray-diffuser/post-poo-drops-UK200018336.html

Are you the giver's MiL??

We’ve got the Aesop Poo Drops, I don’t think the dishwasher repair man used them though. He did use the Aldi Jo Malone knock off hand wash though.

We’ve got the Aesop Poo Drops

I am ridiculously fascinated by these. If a drop=1ml that works out at about 66p per poo.

Is that how it works out?

I let a workman use our loo too, the week before last too, and with his shoes on. I hope he's the sort of person who washes his legs every day. Naturally I haven't used that loo since of course. And now that I think about it, I have had quite a bad few weeks. I've brought it on myself.