To want to put an obscenely low offer in for my dream house

[piraterach]

I know I ABU but a girl can dream.

My absolute dream house is in right move, it's been there since November. I absolutely in no way and never will be able to afford it (£800K ).

My poor little house is worth around £150K.

Any chance an incredibly cheeky offer would go through because some millionaire likes that I had the balls to do it???

I'd love a poor little house - will you take £20000 for it?

What is disrespectful about posting a link to Rightmove? Rightmove is open to the public, anyone can look.

It's disrespectful because it's being sneered at for a start. Also this isn't an estate agents website. It's disrespectful on both levels. Glad I'm not the vendor.

Glad I'm not the vendor.

You need a pretty thick hide when selling your house though. Be prepared for people to share their opinions very clearly! And it's fair enough - they are about to spends hundreds of thousands of pounds, so just bite your lip and smile sweetly as they disparage your most cherished rooms and possessions.

@piraterach how weird is it that I know the owners?!

Errr Snidpan that property is really central!! Right by the seven dials

Family bathroom window opening onto terrace...yuck.
No window in downstairs bathroom, would be ideal.
Strange shapes up stairs to force second walk-in wardrobe.
No designated study.
This is not a dream one for me.

The house is hideous. It shouts nouveau riche- and can't afford style. I'd knock it down and start again. Not surprised it's still on the market

In answer to the cheeky offer questions, we got our house for 85% of the asking price as vendors needed a quick sale.