To want to put an obscenely low offer in for my dream house

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I know I ABU but a girl can dream.

My absolute dream house is in right move, it's been there since November. I absolutely in no way and never will be able to afford it (£800K ).

My poor little house is worth around £150K.

Any chance an incredibly cheeky offer would go through because some millionaire likes that I had the balls to do it???

Haha my friend has just sent me the link to this page. It's my house for sale 😂.

Sorry but we need a certain figure for our new home 😁

Why is having 6 bedrooms your dream? How many DC do you have?!
To be honest it doesn’t really have the wow factor for me. If I had that kind of money I’d want something a bit more unique looking.

Really @Starstar7?? Well, here’s a few pages of very frank and honest feedback that you never asked for!

Eeek starstar7 erm you might want a gin before you catch up with the thread 😂

@starstar7

Dammit, oh well as the saying goes you don't ask you don't get lol.

I hope you get the sale you're after soon.

Well if it consoles you in any way, OP, it's frigging ugly.

Starstar7, amazing that you joined to see the feedback!

OP, I’m not going to ruin the dream, it’s a lovely size and looks bright and well maintained, don’t give up, buy a lottery ticket, ask for a pay rise or go and see a mortgage advisor and borrow, good luck!

Would it be amazing if you did buy the house? Would this then make the classics?

Fwiw, I think it is a lovely house!

Wow brave friend, this is not a lovely read for the owner! Hope you get a sale soon star

It's not a choice to be emotionally involved. Most people can't afford not to be.

They have to be realistic. If they can approach it as a business transaction it’s much easier for all concerned. Like I say, they don’t have a right to no shocks/surprises.

Yep, looks a lovely house to me
Much better than the older property someone posted later

Star whoever sent you a link to this thread is not a friend. They obviously like to throw cats amongst pigeons in their spare time.

It's just plain weird and completely soulless!
Sorry, can't find anything positive to say about it.

But if you like it, well.....you like it!

I bet it was Louise. FFS Louise.

It’s just a large box but then I hate new builds

Bernadette- if my house was being talked about online I would want to know.

This thread is full of negative opinion. We all think differently, a house only needs one buyer, that person will come along!

I bet it was Louise. FFS Louise

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If I was going to not offer that sort of money for a house, it'd be this, purely for the arrangement of stones in the garden :o
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56592717.html

It's absolutely hideous.

I'd refine your dream OP.

I’m amazed and slightly worried by how many people are replying to this as if the OP is being 100% serious. She’s already said she was being lighthearted. Granted, as humour goes it ain’t Oscar Wilde, but it was clearly a joke. Anyone who genuinely suggested offering 150k for a 850k house would be bein carried off by the men in white coats.

There is another thread on here tonight with an almost identical house\price in Sheffield. Estate agents??

@Starstar7 Its lovely! Especially the kitchen and fantastic staircase.

They'd think it was a joke.

I wouldn’t give £150,000 for it. I don’t care for it. The wood burner is just for show. I have a much better one that heats our whole house.

Whenever I watch property shows - especially those set in countries in recession - and I see the prospective buyers putting in a cheeky offer, I actually want to slap them so hard. Knocking a few grand off is one thing, but I actually couldn't live with myself if a put in an abysmally low offer.