Bloody hell, I'm only five years away from 40 and not only do I go to festivals like Glastonbury, I'm probably in that band you dance to on the smaller (but equally as fun) stages at festivals like Glasto and IOW.
Shit, I'll have to tell the band I can't do Boomtown this year. A random Mumsnetter thinks it's "tragic" to enjoy big festivals over a certain age!
Also, half of us in the band would have to stay home next year as well.
Screw that, 30/40/50/60/70/80 who gives a shiny shite?