Boris Johnson is attractive

[littlenit]

Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

Boris? Attractive?

YA def BU

Op are you on crack?

YANBU. I totally would.
Its his power & arrogance that does it for me I'm afraid! Not proud of myself...

Sparklesocks 😂 you win. That was too funny. “I’d rather wank with a stinging nettle”.

I’m crying.

Anniegetyourgun
What's all this hating the voting button? Surely this sort of thing is what it's made for? Or do you think we should all be more subtle and grown up?

Boris, though, FFS, Boris??? ...
[wanders off distractedly, wondering what MN has come to...]

You aren't the same one who fancied shagging JRM & Rory Stewart are you? Get your eyes tested & lock yourself in a darkened room until it goes off. How anyone can fancy an oaf like him I will never know, have you had too much sun?

I don’t know which is worse this BJ thread or the JRM thread? I just don’t know.

OP are you ok?

His brother, Jo, is attractive. Boris is a fat oink.

He's attractive if you want someone to spill red wine on your sofa, not give a shit about it, refuse to leave your flat and no doubt blame you for the ensuing bad publicity.

You are being so unreasonable that reasonable is now unimaginably distant.

Exploding with jizz

I’ve always taken that to mean he’s a premature ejaculator…although with all that booze swilling around in his oversized gut it’s probably a non-issue. As for any possible charm/intellect public schools like Eton work like an assembly line, they churn out people who can appear able on the surface but there’s nothing going on underneath. Although personally I’ve never noticed him being particularly intelligent – except when it comes to pursuing his own excessive ambition/wealth – or charming for that matter, I think he may be the public-school equivalent of factory seconds. But if you go for physically deteriorating, over-spending, racist, misogynist, narcissistic posh types then go for it, means less of them in circulation to hit on other more discerning women.

Good grief, is there a JRM thread too? What is WRONG with people?

Extreme goadiness can be the only explanation.

What's the opposite of fanny flutters?

Clit cringe?

Though the fanny portcullis does have a certain ring to it.

MoaMartinson
I think he may be the public-school equivalent of factory seconds

Perfect!

I don’t find anything about him fanciable At All.

However, I think he’d be a really messy, but credibly fun, fuck tb fair.

I've got weird taste but yabSERIOUSLYU

I wouldn't touch him with someone else's vag. Yuck not envy.

Surely he's finished tonight's wank by now. He can start a new thread tomorrow.

So attractive... www.thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-johnson-s-biographer-i-know-too-well-the-fire-and-fury-lurking-behind-that-smile-03gqmxt5v?shareToken=d1030e86bef13f14d56f67697a05e0d0

Is that you BJ

I am sorry to read that the OP is not well and hope that they recover.

Not to sound all American teenager of a certain age but....

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

With a British

YUK!!

Thrown in for good measure.

The Times headline ‘Fire and Fury’... petulance, temper tantrums and gross entitlement, more like.

I don't find him physically attractive in a partner way but I think he has that 'Je ne says quoi' about him.

I think he is a bit of a baffoon but there is something (maybe his smile and a bit of cheekiness) endearing about him. I think it may be his intellect and quick wit that I also think could attract people.

Most MNers won't see this though as lots on here just hate him so aren't prepared to concede he has any good attributes.

I dislike Jeremy Corbyn's views on many things but I also think he is, for an older man, quite attractive. I am attracted by his calmness and measured tones.

Power, which politicians do have, is an attractive quality to some.

Boak.

How can he be a 'buffoon' yet have intellect and quick wit? In my view they're mutually exclusive!