Boris Johnson is attractive

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Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

He looks like a blob fish.

Bit early to be knocking back the gin OP!

Not baked boiled or fried lol .....

Also how is he intelligent? Him and his lies are likely to ruin our economy with brexit. And charismatic? In a discusting womanizing sex pest way? He has no redeeming qualities at all

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It beats me why any sane normal woman would want to touch him with a bargepole.

Normally I would think that discussing a person's looks was an awful thing to do. But Boris is such an odious, racist, shitstain of a man, who machiavellian megalomania is inversely proportional to his ability, that his looks seem fair game.

He resembles a blancmange that has been left somewhere warm to sweat and conceal, growing hair in the process. Yum. I have had more attractive yeast infections.

• whose not who!

Ewwwwww no. But I always think he must have incredible charisma in person or be amazing in bed, because why do so many gorgeous, sane-seeming women want to shag him? He gives me a kind of irritated stressed feeling, like a desk covered in piles of paperwork that keeps sliding off.

Eughhhhh no, I firmly believe beauty comes from the inside, he is definitely not attractive to me.

For those of you who remember the AIBU to fancy John Bercow thread earlier this year... here he is, telling Boris off!

He's a hirsute blancmange

There was quite a few of these threads before Brexit

I met someone a few times who’d had a relationship with him a good while back — who seemed perfectly ordinary and pleasant — and every time I talked to her, I thought ‘I’m talking to someone who has watched him shimmy his gut out of his sweaty Y-fronts and, rather than running away, thought it was hot’.

🤢 Too much Mel!!

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you?

I only came for the vote
There is a failing with toffs. Too many have their eyes too close together, I blame inbreeding

Boris is that you?

One word OP. Specsavers.

Ha that clip of John Bercow telling Boris off, wish it would have shown Boris's face .
He doesn't like being confronted about anything

The only politicians who've ever made it to my list were Gordon Brown, Tony Benn and Leanne Wood.

I think with Gordon and Boris you have the same problem - a well cut suit will make most men look presentable . Sex usually involves letting it all hang out not envy.

My foof is sealing up like a Barbie doll's at the thought.

Give over do you mean that. As if.

No accounting for taste :-).

God no. I wish l had a voting button on this one