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Boris Johnson is attractive

180 replies

littlenit · 22/06/2019 16:11

Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

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Mummyoflittledragon · 22/06/2019 19:21

Nee naa nee naa the “men in white coats” have been deployed.

Theworldisfullofgs · 22/06/2019 19:22

Are you @angelneptustar from Twitter? Or if not you'll have to fight her for him.

MyOpinionIsValid · 22/06/2019 19:22

I bet he's filthy in bed - I'd give him a whirl

Theworldisfullofgs · 22/06/2019 19:23

Btw, he's a knob. (But Hunt is awful too).

sleepynewmumxo · 22/06/2019 19:27

If you have to ask.

minou123 · 22/06/2019 19:30

What's the opposite of fanny flutters?
Fanny portcullis.

Thank you PicsInRed. I was trying to find the right word, yours sums it up very well. Grin

ragged · 22/06/2019 19:53

He has 6 kids so I guess OP isn't alone.

whydoesitalwayshappentome · 22/06/2019 19:55

YABVVVVU - just no ffs.

LadyWho · 22/06/2019 19:57

Absolutely vile. You have to be seriously damaged to find that man or anyone like him attractive.

bellabasset · 22/06/2019 20:01

Oh OK OP is just winding us up, suggest you Google Wikipedia on his background

I was creased up laughing this morning wondering how all the newscasters were going to keep straight faces, has anyone listened to the neighbour's rap about him?

CrapTVAddict · 22/06/2019 20:04

Boris won't confirm how many kids he has so that says it all about him

Orangeballon · 22/06/2019 20:04

You need to get out more and meet some real men, Boris is a fat, selfish, cheating, lying bastard. He is actually known as Al to his family, his Christian name is Alexander, Boris is his circus name.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 22/06/2019 20:04

I'm intrigued Bella.

As for BJ, he's repulsive.

TheDarkPassenger · 22/06/2019 20:05

Possibly if you were on some verrrrry strong opiates.

But probably not

Knowivedonewrong · 22/06/2019 20:08

Jesus wept woman! Give your head a wobble! 🤣

Cryalot2 · 22/06/2019 20:09

Op get help fast .
They said , is he attractive? Not to me, though he has that playful look. Clearly he does seem to be attractive to Some given his colourful life.

Unfinishedkitchen · 22/06/2019 20:13

Put the bottle down!

Biber · 22/06/2019 20:17

This has got to be the most disturbing thread on here yet.

MyGastIsFlabbered · 22/06/2019 20:18

🤮

AuntGinny · 22/06/2019 20:22

John Bercow just improved IME I think he could grow on me

Boris though? Boak Envy not envy

MorganKitten · 22/06/2019 20:25

You need help

ZenNudist · 22/06/2019 20:30

Hoping for a voting button.

Yabu!

Rightwayup · 22/06/2019 20:31

Yuk just yuk

The2Ateam · 22/06/2019 20:35

Nope. Met him loads of times when he was Mayor. He just looked like a fat, scruffy, posh bloke to me. He always got a lot of attention from the public though, high-fives, selfies etc.

Margorystewartbaxter · 22/06/2019 20:36

Well this is worse than the Jacob Rees Mogg thread

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