Boris Johnson is attractive

[littlenit]

Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

PS: I quite fancied Michael Howard.

GTF

He's only a few degrees from being froggy Garage, in appearance.

I'm sure there is some sort of counselling or medication that can help you OP

Well he has no problem attracting a certain type of sloaney woman. The upper classes are born with access to many privileges: money, stately piles, a world class education. But you can shove all that if it means I'd be born with a predisposition to fuck the likes of Boris Johnson.

This has got to be a reverse
Best reply ever

PS: I quite fancied Michael Howard

Was it Ann Widdecombe who said he had 'something of the night about him'?

Maybe she meant 'something of the night' in a sexytimes way

Maybe been allowed on the laptop now .

I literally just puked in my mouth at the thought.

Odious shit stain on the history of humankind....

God no, the very sight of him makes me want to vomit. I find him repulsive in every way, not least because of what he says and does. He's awful.

No he really isn't.

Bears a strong resemblance to Billy Bunter in my opinion, well he did before he lost a bit of weight.

Always looks as if he could do with a good hose down and a going over with some soap and a scrubbing brush.

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I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than go within fondling distance of Boris. Boak.

Yuk can you imagine the wobbling flesh and bumbling speech in bed
Cringe

And he's bound to have some kind of mummy fixation. Wouldn't be surprised if he dresses up as an adult baby.

Yes, where’s the voting button when you need it!

He’s not even physically unattractive but attractive by virtue of his kindness and other qualities - because he comes across as dishonest (Brexit nhs bus anyone?), unkind, entitled and volatile.

What's the opposite of fanny flutters?

Whatever it is, that's what I have

My arse is more attractive than Boris. Likely more intelligent too.

If I absolutely had to entwine with a Tory it would be Zac Goldsmith, but I'd need an awful lot of champagne to even contemplate that

YABU 🤮

Boris you need to stop posting on MN, or at least if you are going to post, make it believable. No one is going to believe this one.

Well he has no problem attracting a certain type of sloaney woman.

Women whose parents (at very least, father) went boarding and became fucked up emotionally unavailable, so those women are attracted to similar dynamic ... "oh, look, it's that Boris chap, he's a real gas..." as they say, the rest is illegitimate children history.

What's the opposite of fanny flutters?

Fanny portcullis.

YABVVVU. Some hilarious replies here!

Well, well, well I must concur with John Bercow , that voice, very Harry Potter Sorting Hat-like. Boris though? No redeeming feature. YABVU!