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Boris Johnson is attractive

180 replies

littlenit · 22/06/2019 16:11

Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

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nauseous5000 · 22/06/2019 16:25

Reverse!

SassyBadger · 22/06/2019 16:28

Well in the past he's described himself as 'exploding with jizz' so you're probably in with a shot.

Why any sane person would want to experience sexual congress with an amoral schemer who resembles a sweaty weeble is beyond me however.

We all have our kinks I suppose.

AndroidB · 22/06/2019 16:29

YABU, he is physically repulsive as well as being a terrible person with no moral compass. I would rather take a vow of celibacy than go anywhere near that ugly git

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 22/06/2019 16:33

littlenit I suppose if you really are a little nit, then all that wild hair might look attractive, so I guess YANBU!

Rowennaravenclaw · 22/06/2019 16:33

@AndroidB Don’t hang back, tell us how you really feel Grin Grin

Topseyt · 22/06/2019 16:33

He is awful.

He even has a complete inability to brush his unruly mop hair. As does Donald Trump!

You are welcome to him.

Bloomburger · 22/06/2019 16:34

Ooohhh yes but then I like Claude from the apprentice 🥴

fotheringhay · 22/06/2019 16:35

I think you've won AIBU. People, we've reached maximum U. Maybe it'll spontaneously combust now? Whatever will we dooooo? (oh no - housework!)

QuizzlyBear · 22/06/2019 16:35

I actually just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Thanks for that.

LemonRedwood · 22/06/2019 16:36

YABVU. Not a good looking man and has an ugly personality to boot.

Rowennaravenclaw · 22/06/2019 16:37

Just image searched him to see just how unreasonable you are. A mouldering blancmange sprang to mind.

Seniorschoolmum · 22/06/2019 16:37

OP we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one. Grin

No, just No !

Marvinmarvinson · 22/06/2019 16:38

You've chosen to post this today, on a day when there is speculation that he may have been abusive to his girlfriend? If you think this is somehow amusing there's something really wrong with you.

tearinmybeer · 22/06/2019 16:39

would literally rather fuck ed balls but please, please don't make me

HighlyUnlikely · 22/06/2019 16:40

Not if he was the last man alive. He makes my skin crawl.

CruellaFeinberg · 22/06/2019 16:42

Oh do fuck off Boris

littlenit · 22/06/2019 16:46

And this comes from a Labour Party member! I don't like the Torres I don't like his politics I'd like to clarify

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Gloopy · 22/06/2019 16:47

HHAHAHAHA..fuck off.... I'm blind and I wouldn't fuck him drunk...

littlenit · 22/06/2019 16:47

*tories

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daisyboocantoo · 22/06/2019 16:47

Ugh. He is utterly hideous.

Is that you, Boris?

Sparklesocks · 22/06/2019 16:49

YABU. I’d rather wank with a stinging nettle

minou123 · 22/06/2019 16:53

You know, if it was the end of the world, only he and I existed and the continuation of the human race depended on me and him doing the deed..........I still wouldn't touch him.
Envy (

Buddytheelf85 · 22/06/2019 16:54

Well you’re probably in with a shot. He wouldn’t be much of a challenge.

GidgetGirl · 22/06/2019 16:57

He is a foul, sweaty, ruddy-cheeked sack of suet. Each to their own and everything, but urgh. Intelligent??

MrsTommyBanks · 22/06/2019 16:59
Envy
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