Boris Johnson is attractive

[littlenit]

Not going to lie, I would definitely have a crack at old Boris. Charismatic, intelligent and wild hair! AIBU?

Reverse!

Well in the past he's described himself as 'exploding with jizz' so you're probably in with a shot.

Why any sane person would want to experience sexual congress with an amoral schemer who resembles a sweaty weeble is beyond me however.

We all have our kinks I suppose.

YABU, he is physically repulsive as well as being a terrible person with no moral compass. I would rather take a vow of celibacy than go anywhere near that ugly git

littlenit I suppose if you really are a little nit, then all that wild hair might look attractive, so I guess YANBU!

@AndroidB Don’t hang back, tell us how you really feel

He is awful.

He even has a complete inability to brush his unruly mop hair. As does Donald Trump!

You are welcome to him.

Ooohhh yes but then I like Claude from the apprentice 🥴

I think you've won AIBU. People, we've reached maximum U. Maybe it'll spontaneously combust now? Whatever will we dooooo? (oh no - housework!)

I actually just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Thanks for that.

YABVU. Not a good looking man and has an ugly personality to boot.

Just image searched him to see just how unreasonable you are. A mouldering blancmange sprang to mind.

OP we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one.

No, just No !

You've chosen to post this today, on a day when there is speculation that he may have been abusive to his girlfriend? If you think this is somehow amusing there's something really wrong with you.

would literally rather fuck ed balls but please, please don't make me

Not if he was the last man alive. He makes my skin crawl.

Oh do fuck off Boris

And this comes from a Labour Party member! I don't like the Torres I don't like his politics I'd like to clarify

HHAHAHAHA..fuck off.... I'm blind and I wouldn't fuck him drunk...

*tories

Ugh. He is utterly hideous.

Is that you, Boris?

YABU. I’d rather wank with a stinging nettle

You know, if it was the end of the world, only he and I existed and the continuation of the human race depended on me and him doing the deed..........I still wouldn't touch him.
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Well you’re probably in with a shot. He wouldn’t be much of a challenge.

He is a foul, sweaty, ruddy-cheeked sack of suet. Each to their own and everything, but urgh. Intelligent??