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To think he must be dirty down ‘there’!

189 replies

MumOfBoys12345 · 10/06/2019 23:13

Am I being unreasonable to think that if a man has BO and doesn’t have a particularly physical job that it’s because he hasn’t washed and used a deodorant? And if he hasn’t washed his armpits then he hasn’t washed his penis? It just occurred to me the other day. I don’t mind a bit of BO if you’re in very very close range but when it smells from a few metres away, how clean are those penises?

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ralfeesmum · 13/06/2019 10:50

Handle this guy (if you really must!) with a very, very long bargepole......

MadameFireweed · 13/06/2019 12:47

I have never encountered smegma either (and I have had plenty of experience over the years in that er ... area). Must have been lucky I guess. I had a friend once who didn't realise that you are supposed to use soap in the shower/bath. I asked him what he thought the soap was for, and he said he used it to wash his hair! I am not making this up. On the subject of smelly clothes: I spent years travelling to work by train in the rush hour. When I was lucky enough to get a seat, I had to put up with being at crotch level to the men who were standing. I realised from the aroma that many of them must wear the same suit for weeks on end. I now recoil automatically from any man in a suit.

PinkGlitter123 · 13/06/2019 12:56

This thread is hilarious yet grim at the same time

Omzlas · 13/06/2019 12:58

If smegma is still.present after a shower, the person with a penis isn't showing correctly.

My DH had never once had smegma and this thread has made me insanely glad. And a bit gippy Envy < definitely not envy

Omzlas · 13/06/2019 12:59

If smegma is still present after a shower, the person with a penis isn't showering correctly.

My DH had never once had smegma and this thread has made me insanely glad. And a bit gippy Envy < definitely not envy

bike650 · 13/06/2019 15:00

According to what I've googled on various sites, a ladies complaint too..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

BigusBumus · 13/06/2019 17:00

Eurgh that picture on your link bike650 😖😖

CorBlimeyGovenor · 13/06/2019 17:36

This reminds me of the Sootikins thread a while back. Now THAT was a steep learning curve for me!

CorBlimeyGovenor · 13/06/2019 17:37

And NO, it's not the name of a cat!

Dexterslockedintheshedagain · 13/06/2019 18:34

I just had to google it, didn't I EnvyEnvyEnvy

CorBlimeyGovenor · 13/06/2019 20:06

Dexters ,what on earth did you do that for?!! Grin

Dexterslockedintheshedagain · 13/06/2019 22:31

I know. I'm traumatised......Grin

Ariela · 13/06/2019 22:54

I always thought this but once had to work with a chap who had a medical condition (I think hyperhidrosis) and thus stunk somewhat unpleasantly at times, despite regularly freshening up in the loos and changing shirts 4 times a day, I think had injections to help and super strong antiperspirants on prescription.

bike650 · 14/06/2019 11:56

Eurgh that picture on your link bike650 😖😖

Which one? Ladies or men's?

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