To think he must be dirty down ‘there’!

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Am I being unreasonable to think that if a man has BO and doesn’t have a particularly physical job that it’s because he hasn’t washed and used a deodorant? And if he hasn’t washed his armpits then he hasn’t washed his penis? It just occurred to me the other day. I don’t mind a bit of BO if you’re in very very close range but when it smells from a few metres away, how clean are those penises?

Handle this guy (if you really must!) with a very, very long bargepole......

I have never encountered smegma either (and I have had plenty of experience over the years in that er ... area). Must have been lucky I guess. I had a friend once who didn't realise that you are supposed to use soap in the shower/bath. I asked him what he thought the soap was for, and he said he used it to wash his hair! I am not making this up. On the subject of smelly clothes: I spent years travelling to work by train in the rush hour. When I was lucky enough to get a seat, I had to put up with being at crotch level to the men who were standing. I realised from the aroma that many of them must wear the same suit for weeks on end. I now recoil automatically from any man in a suit.

This thread is hilarious yet grim at the same time

If smegma is still.present after a shower, the person with a penis isn't showing correctly.

My DH had never once had smegma and this thread has made me insanely glad. And a bit gippy < definitely not envy

If smegma is still present after a shower, the person with a penis isn't showering correctly.

My DH had never once had smegma and this thread has made me insanely glad. And a bit gippy < definitely not envy

According to what I've googled on various sites, a ladies complaint too..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Eurgh that picture on your link bike650 😖😖

This reminds me of the Sootikins thread a while back. Now THAT was a steep learning curve for me!

And NO, it's not the name of a cat!

I just had to google it, didn't I

Dexters ,what on earth did you do that for?!!

I know. I'm traumatised......

I always thought this but once had to work with a chap who had a medical condition (I think hyperhidrosis) and thus stunk somewhat unpleasantly at times, despite regularly freshening up in the loos and changing shirts 4 times a day, I think had injections to help and super strong antiperspirants on prescription.

Eurgh that picture on your link bike650 😖😖

Which one? Ladies or men's?