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Rocketman sex scene

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Pgqio · 28/05/2019 22:23

I'm having a shite time atm, went to pictures to see Rocketman yesterday and found the sex scene between Taron Egerton and Richard Madden the hottest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, if you're a menopausal old hound looking for a boost in the fanjo, go and watch this on a loop.

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Nearly47 · 30/05/2019 19:30

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Nearly47 · 30/05/2019 19:32

Was already planning to see it. Now a must. Funniest ever opening postGrin

LabradorMama · 30/05/2019 19:39

Taron Egerton? Isn’t he the voice of Moomintroll?? Not sure I can handle Moomin sex Confused

SmellMySmellbow · 30/05/2019 20:10
Pgqio · 30/05/2019 20:21

This is just mental. I don't even have any social media, not on fb or twitter so to have gone viral is remarkable. It'll be interesting to see how many people claim they're actually me. Good luck to them, means I can stay under the radar 😁

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beeyourself · 30/05/2019 20:21
Celebelly · 30/05/2019 20:26

Oh god, I read that as Richard Madeley as in Richard from Richard and Judy and felt a bit queasy.

ICouldBeSomebodyYouKnow · 30/05/2019 20:52

I've just realised who Richard Madden is - he's hot in anything!!

ohbabybabyy · 30/05/2019 21:04

On the mirror online aswell

Rocketman sex scene
GiantKitten · 30/05/2019 21:05

beeyourself I was just going to link the Poke!

Pgqio whoever you are, you’re a star! Grin

slashlover · 30/05/2019 21:08

I love watching the "MonChevy" YouTubes dedicated to this pair. Gorgeous men

It helps that both Alex and Evan both fully embrace the MonChevy. They actually asked for more nudity because it wasn't fair that it was only the women stripping off.


If anyone is interested then AO3 has some very well written fics and cover almost every fandom you can imagine and every type of fic. Het/slash/PG/NC17 so far my fandoms have included Due South/Merlin/Versailles.

Whoopstheregomyinsides · 30/05/2019 21:55

This is brilliant!!!

Twocoffees · 30/05/2019 23:37

‘Fanjo’ or ‘a boost in the fanjo’. How will the Oxford English Dictionary explain this? The OP will really need to be consulted first.

winniestone37 · 30/05/2019 23:53

totes agree on broke back, plus the most moving love story I think I've ever seen. Must see rocketman!!

Twocoffees · 31/05/2019 01:38
Redglitter · 31/05/2019 02:01

Some of the replies to the tweet about the OP are brilliant.

TheLittleDogLaughed · 31/05/2019 05:59

For a fanjo explosion it HAS to be the sex scene in London Spy. Goes on a long while too. Add it to your list OP.

TW10Mum · 31/05/2019 07:18

Boost your fanjos with the series Easy on Netflix .... I’ve been watching on the tube, far too raunchy for commuting!

exWifebeginsat40 · 31/05/2019 07:33

Rocket,an is my new favourite movie of all time. i LOVED it, cried buckets and now have a sizeable crush on Taron Egerton. where has HE been hiding?

and yes, those lovely young men in their sex scene made a middle-aged lady very happy.

(christ. that sounded weirder than i intended)

EmptyOrchestra · 31/05/2019 08:20

Blimey OP, I hope you used a throwaway name - suddenly very grateful that none of my drooly posts have gotten so much attention Grin

If you’re more into hetero action and want something free (and you’re not bothered by a bit of BDSM) I can wholeheartedly recommend Jared Leto in the 30STM video for Hurricane on loop and fast forwarding through all the non-Leto parts. Holy crap, that man gives me the gallops when he’s dressed, let alone topless and getting it on. Definitely not safe for work though 😂

Writersblock2 · 31/05/2019 08:35

Ah, I’ve found my people! US version of QaF is my thing but lately I’ve been really invested in Ian/Mickey from the US Shameless. fans self

InvisibleHamster · 31/05/2019 09:01

They are really great in Carpool Karaoke together but annoyingly the free version of it isn't on Youtube anymore, it's a paid for one (no Corden fortunately). Clip here:

RuffleCrow · 31/05/2019 09:05

No offence to Elton but I would never have put him and 'hottest sex scene ever' in the same sentence.

tomtom1999xx · 31/05/2019 09:06

Am I the only one uncomfortable with the ‘menopausal old hound’ description?
Imagine if a man had reviewed the film & described the audience as mostly ‘menopausal old hounds perving over young gay men’
I’m sure it’s just me not getting the humour here but just don’t think it’s funny.

RuffleCrow · 31/05/2019 09:10

Richard Madden though... i forgot who he was for a moment. Think I'd watch him in most sorts of sex scene. Congratulations on your new found fame OP Grin

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