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Rocketman sex scene

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Pgqio · 28/05/2019 22:23

I'm having a shite time atm, went to pictures to see Rocketman yesterday and found the sex scene between Taron Egerton and Richard Madden the hottest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, if you're a menopausal old hound looking for a boost in the fanjo, go and watch this on a loop.

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Mummyshark2019 · 29/05/2019 21:20

Taron is gorgeous

Summerb · 29/05/2019 21:21

Here it is..

Rocketman sex scene
IMessedUpToday · 29/05/2019 21:24

Love Holy Flaps. Still wish I had bought their infamous Cath Kidston mug.

OccidentalPurist · 29/05/2019 21:42

Richard Madden keeps being mentioned as the next James Bond but I think it should be Taron Egerton - he's much more physical.

oldfatandtired1 · 29/05/2019 21:43

Kyle Buchanan
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I just read this out loud to Taron Egerton and he died laughing: "That's the best review I've ever gotten." (link:…

Well done Pgqio Smile

Chickenwings85 · 29/05/2019 21:52

Literally just came back to this thread to say it's gone viral on Holy flaps on Facebook!

backinaminute · 29/05/2019 21:52

I love this thread and the fact that it's viral everywhere.

Amazing that Taron has responded. That's super impressive Grin

hellooosweetheart · 29/05/2019 22:00

What's with menopausal women drooling over men having sex?

Thefemalekeithrichards · 29/05/2019 22:13

I think we can all legitimately agree you are a bit of a ‘legend’ right now 🤣

OccidentalPurist · 29/05/2019 22:14

@hellooosweetheart me and most of my friends were doing it in our 20s!

IWantMyHatBack · 29/05/2019 22:19

"Anyone who thought that was too much should steer clear of the Queer as Folk boxset. Now that’s got some raunchy gay sex scenes!"

Ditto 'Please Like Me' on Amazon.

Grumpasaurus · 29/05/2019 22:21

Oh no I am going to see this with my parents!!! Shit!

Grumpasaurus · 29/05/2019 22:23

Ps I love gay porn.Blush

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:25

Am all for fanjo-boosts anytime been bloody ages without a tingle not sure if it still worksGrin

itscallednickingbentcoppers · 29/05/2019 22:27

This thread has made me laugh out loud, which is unfortunate because I'm trying to huff with DH who was unreasonably sharp with me a few minutes ago.

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:27

Yep another VERY-post-menopausal one here who was quite jealous of the snogging between egerton and maddenEnvy

ThanksMateThanksMate · 29/05/2019 22:29

Thank you for this. I'm a miserable old sod tonight and this broke the fog of crabbitness!

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:32

There should be a range of products/accessories for Fanjo-Boosting - or is there already?? Please can we have a link to the websiteBlush

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:36

Speaking of fanjo-boosting for the 50th time... I recently watched a film called "Disobedience" on Amazon... about a lesbian relationship - was also very 'inspiring' horny-making and since then, Amazon seems to be suggesting ONLY G/G films for me to watchGrin

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:39

But if you DO fancy Taron - maybe DON'T watch him in Eddie The Eagle... not quite as gallop-makingSmile

waspsontoast · 29/05/2019 22:43

If you want a menopausal boost then Jamie Bell is your guy in, 'Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool. '

Although Richard Maddon is committed to the cause with The Bodyguard

OldAndWornOut · 29/05/2019 22:46

My daughter and I watched as queer as folk when she was quite a young teen.
Rather stunned silence, then "Blimey mother! This is a bit graphic!" Grin

Mother87 · 29/05/2019 22:52

Waspsontoast - or Hallam Foe where Jamie shags his step-motherBlush

morallybankruptme · 29/05/2019 22:57

I honestly have never realised that women watching gay sex is a thing I must live a sheltered life

AllTheWhoresOfMalta · 29/05/2019 23:36

I mean, Taron must be absolutely gorgeous because he’s even bringing something to this look.

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