Just found myself the perfect everyday out and about outfit!

[Afternooninthepark]

Just perfect, especially on the days when I haven’t bikini waxed!!

Good lord this would make me look like a pig wrapped in cling film

NorthernRunner

Stay clear of David Cameron........

We are staycationing this year, and it strikes me that this would be ideal for a breezy English beach, I bet the old UV rays would get through the plastic with no problems, but a chill wind would be swooshed away from your streamlined (I speak metaphorically) body. If it was a very strong wind the friction of wind on plastic could possibly have a warming effect.

viques

Perfect comfy outfit for longhaul in economy. You'd breeze through security too.

Happilyacceptingcookies I'm crying at lying down and being used as a changing mat!

I've been searching for the perfect outfit for parents evening. I think this might be it. I'm sure my kids will be happy to know it's Mumsnet approved.

It would be great for showing off those tattoos you had done whilst and reckless but have been hidden over the years under clothing!

Now that Tweety Pie tattoo on your arse cheek or the fullsize Marti Pellow on your back will be there for all to appreciate

I'm really glad this is available in plus sizes, so often we can't wear the latest trend because they are just for skinny girls. My size 24 arse is going to look fantastic in this.

You could also buy these glasses from the Festival range to go with the wipe clean outfit. Negates the need for any make up aside from forehead and chin.

This thread has cheered me right up

I work in a nursing home, may suggest this as our new uniform. I'm sure it would go down very well 😂

Loving the "lay me down and use me as a changing mat" comment 😂😂

Ordering one for a wedding next Saturday! Any ideas where I can get a hat to match.?

I too was wondering about whether the pants and top combo were included smartipants I feel this is a vital piece of information, we must know if we are allowed to go rogue with the undergarments.

On a serious note, I keep thinking this must surely be a joke.

Do you know... i saw this on FB the pther day and thought ‘mumsnet would have a field day with that!’
Brilliant! I’ve ordered one, think of the reduced thigh chafe

How could I not buy one, when its hot and sunny I could wear it to sweat off some excess fat

Those of you who have ordered one MUST post photos of yourself out and about in your fabulous outfit amongst the masses, you will be the stylistic envy of us all.

Sorry haven’t RTFT - does anyone know if this is available as a floor length gown for a black tie event I’m going to?
Thanks.

Thanks OP - this thread has cheered me up no end!
(as well as finding my perfect holiday outfit)

I’ve ordered in every colour & style wise - money no object for such a fabulous outfit.

I really think this needs to go in classics as it would be very selfish to keep such a delightful looking outfit to ourselves.

To whoever said their husband has the matching trousers....are you married to Iggy Pop?

Thought I’d have a look at swimwear was not disappointed my beach body theme is razor blades and mesh bell bottoms lmao 😂

I genuinely don't understand that website - is it a joke? Who's making this stuff? Who's buying it? So many questions...😂

So pretty. I can see (and hear) it now. Especially once the heat rash kicks in. Choice. Extra points for wearing it on a sanitary pad day.

But seriously, can you imagine the sound of someone walking towards you in this? Or, god forbid, dancing or running?