Just found myself the perfect everyday out and about outfit!

[Afternooninthepark]

Just perfect, especially on the days when I haven’t bikini waxed!!

Kim Kardashian would probably love it

Oh shit, well if KK is photographed in it then I can guarantee you my SIL will be rocking one of these bad boys within a week.

I wish I was joking.

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow has one, who needs a special machine to steam your vag when you can do it while getting on with your life. A quick whizz round Waitrose and that's shopping and steaming ticked off the to do list. Go multitasking!

There is a more modest version on asos

I personally prefer the hot pink version 😂

My gosh 68 pounds for bubble wrap

Queenupnorth that looks like bubble wrap!

Jee whizz 68 pound for parcel padding !!

Oh it’s so going to be sold out by the time I get paid.

Wouldn’t it be amazing with matching knickers?!

Why am I wasting my time and cash buying actual textile garments when I could be wearing bubble wrap and cling film dresses made in my own kitchen??
Now off to find my baking paper to make a new pair of keks.

Well that is just gorgeous! I can really see it coming into its own during rush hour on the tube.

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£68 you say? Bargain.

There was a post about what to wear to an investment bank interview. She should wear this

Right there is this years School Run Dress! Bravo Op, bravo.

DH is currently googling for a male trouser/shorts version for high summer when he likes to ‘go commando’ 🤢

Where has this been all my life?? love it

cantfind I do hope you’re not in the Royal Enclosure, you’ll get dinged for not having wide enough shoulder straps.

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Or sharting in it ?

Oh OP. couldn't you have kept quiet? Just when I thought I was ahead of the Mumsnet curve, this will be the new Breton Top in no time.

I think I found mens trousers

I think I prefer the office look

The female or on a heavy flow day. Sorry, I’ll stop now!!
Avon DH will love these, perfect for a quick pint down the local.

Wow, I suspect plastic mixed with heat and sweaty skin will mean it'll act as a hair remover too. Think of the sound it'll make as you peel it off...

Pockets though

Menopausal women are shrieking with delight - you can discreetly remove it sat at your desk and no-one will notice or bat an eyelid. Genius.

Ooh Cat, that's thrown me. I was about to order the skirt but now I'm wondering if I might get more wear out of the trousers as I could wear them all year round.