Just found myself the perfect everyday out and about outfit!

[Afternooninthepark]

Just perfect, especially on the days when I haven’t bikini waxed!!

How do you clean it? Ewwww

Please post this on the ‘What to wear to Glyndebourne?’ thread 😂

Bit conservative but I might considering for my nana's 90th next month.

@Nicecupofcoco Do you think they do trousers in the same material,

Here you go...

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Great to know what to buy if I ever need thrush

That jizz will wipe right off

- again, not envy

It's the new MN scarf. We'll all be able to spot each other easily

@buggerOffAndGoodDayToYou
Brilliant!

Does it actually come with the colour matched bra top and nicks...... or do I just wear my own? Ooo maybe I could mix it up a bit, make it more individual, like wear pink undies with the green version!

It will just steam up and go opaque and end up looking like a white vinyl skirt with only buttocks rubbing the skirt clear.

I'm thinking this would be great for my holidays abroad. I love that sticky plastic feel against my skin so much! What shoes though - those white shoes look fab on the model but my legs aren't just as short as hers - dilemas, dilemas - maybe white stilettos? Just a thought? Feel I might just pull at grab a granny night - of and if cellulite is in fashion I've won already.

Yeah Handbag. I'm wearing it for my travels in the Middle East.

Honestly I'm kind of into this look. I love the fashion in future sci fi's. I can't be the only one disappointed we're not dressing futurey now we're in the 2000's surely?

Thanks so much OP! Ordered one. I’ve been looking for something to match my boots for a long time and this will be perfect! So excited!

I want to know who the 109 people are that were looking at it at the same time as you, OP.

It'd be an asset in bad weather.

Just been browsing for an outfit for DS christening and this seems practical. Wipe down baby sick, leaked nappy, splashes of holy water. All without leaving the church. In fact I could lie down and be used as a changing mat.

I also admire the way they've given ideas of what to wear it with to look good.

As if anyone would look at you with a reaction other than 'what the fuck'

What to wear with it to look good?

A double breasted trench coat.

This will be so good in the Scottish weather and my size 18 arse will look great mashed against the plastic. Do they also supply a stick to help beat of the hordes of suitors this will attract.

I was at carnival last year and there was a late teen/early 20s girl wearing an outfit that would have been at the skimpier end of Ann Summers, in fishnet, wearing no underwear.

Some exhibitionist will wear this

Didn't Kate M rock this look when on the catwalk - she caught good old Wills' eye with a see through dress!!
Added bonus, you can wrap your lunchtime sarnies in it too. You can tell I'm a Mum, all about the multi use items!!

@Likethebattle don't forget your Avon skin so soft - don't want to get midges in your erse crack!

Great thread! I love MN :)

When I clicked on the link I thought it would be a velour leisure suit.