Just found myself the perfect everyday out and about outfit!

[Afternooninthepark]

Just perfect, especially on the days when I haven’t bikini waxed!!

Just what I need for Ascot and Glyndebourne this year! Thanks for posting.

Yes definitely a market for it, in fact, I think I heard there was an emperor in need of some new clothes.

I wasn't interested until you mention pockets.

Seriously though now I know where those people you always see in Daily Mail “Drunk Britons on Bank Holiday” photos get their outfits from..

Do you think it's a sort of fetish wear ? Quite what fetish it could be though l have no idea?

Seriously, though, it’s so practical! Totally wipe clean. No washing machine, tumble dryer or dry cleaner. Won’t snag. No zips to get caught. Keeps everything in place. Probably folds completely flat so great for holiday packing. Shipping duplicates to friends dead easy.

And you could personalize really economically too. No need for jewellry. A sharpie, some stickers and glitter glue. I’m fact, depending on what you wear underneath, it could look like a brand new outfit each time you wear it.

It’s genius, when you think about it.

Who exactly is the customer base for this? Laughable.

Reminds me of that scene in the Full Monty where he wraps himself in cling film

Does it make a noise when you walk though? After all those farting shoes the other day we don't need any more vocal garments.

Do you know what I hate most in the world? It's accidentally sitting on wet park benches. But now I don't ever have to worry about having a wet bum! Thanks OP, my life will change for ever

I'm looking forward to the mumsnet algorithm to kick in and the site auto adds this to the 'mumsnet recommends' email complete with quotes from you fashionistas 🤣

Imagine how it would feel when you stood up after a while sitting down, the lovely feeling of unsticking the back of your legs from hot plastic

The sweaty arse crack possibilities are endless....but I’m saving it as I’m sure it will be reduced to clear very soon

Minister that’s the very reason I originally clicked on it, Imthought it was one of those inch loss wraps for summer thingies.
isthat God, imaging sitting down and actually farting in it?!

Thanks for the link OP. Now I just need to find some suitable shoes and I have myself an interview suit sorted!

I've got one ordered in each colour!
The materials ace, just wipe and go!
Do you think they do trousers in the same material, just if I wanted to cover up alittle more, on a cold day like?

At least Paul from your office will know when you have a wedgie before you do, thus improving workplace productivity.

@IABUQueen
Kim Kardashian would probably love it

The really scary thing is somebody designed it, somebody else looked at it and thought "that will sell"!
Who did they think it would sell to?

Pickets! So practical.

Seriously though I am reading a dystopian sci fi book where the girls wear jeans just like this.

The scary future is now kids.

Thanks OP
You've just reminded me that I need to get some frozen chicken portions out for tomorrow's dinner

Do you think there's a mens version? DH and I like to coordinate our outfits, looks better on insta.

Thanks for the link op. I'm off to Wimbledon and just didn't know what to wear. Now I'm sorted.

When I spill my strawberries all down my front I wont have to walk round with that tell tale red smear that usually gives the game away.

Fab thanks. I need never worry again about blobbing my tomato ketchup from my sausage butty down my skirt at work, or a pigeon shitting down my outfit at lunch. I’m sure Susan in HR will agrees it meets the company description of office attire as it’s a decent length.

I don’t want to worry everyone, but I went to see Iggy Pop back in the day and he was wearing very similar trousers. That image is burned into my retina and will never be erased.