ducks in a row and others consigned to mn bin -thank god !

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someone starts a word or expression and many mners start using it, it comes a fad, then after a while i=someone will say it's a tossy expression and everyone else agrees then said expression thankfully disappears from mn
said 'getting ducks in a row' is not often seen.
banging on about prosecco,
anyone think of any others ?

Colour me agreeing with you.

Posts that start with 'Reader....'

I know it has been used in books, many years ago, but it is bloody obvious that you are the reader if you are reading it, and it isn't a literary work.

Colour me agreeing with you

Brilliant

When someone is amused by a post and has spat out or choked on their coffee/crumpet because of the hilarity.
Did you did you really?

Natch as in " made with free range eggs natch" 🙄

spitting out, or ROFL...

I absolutely love “ducks in a row”.

Nothing to do with the meaning, there’s just something wonderfully ASMR about it when I read it. It sends a tingle down the back of my head.

So does the word “snack”.

Pack a bag/pack his bag.

I always imagine this being said by someone with a cat's-bum mouth and their arms folded tightly under their boobs.

This is mine

Someone posts something stressful and someone puts:

'Sweetheart. Deep breaths. Sit down and just breath. Now, don't do anything but in a while - list of instructions possibly including wanky dictated text or letter. '

It makes my teeth itch

How is that possible then?

Not read the full thread but taking in ironing seems to be the stock phrase answer to any financial woe, big or small!

boobing the baby, urgh !

Goady fucker.... never heard it before but now love it and say it regularly.

Sorry, wasn’t point of the thread

Teeth itch is awful, boils my piss is just ghastly

What is your AIBU?

Sometimes there is none, deal with it.

People who reject any kind of sleep routine for their baby and then moan they have not slept for 2 years 😂

I too hate boobing. Simply ghastly

The advice to 'sit him down,' always conjures up a vision of the op
giving the DH a flying kick to the back of the knees.

Someone pushed into the queue the other day and I thought "entitled" and that maybe I should give them a MN "hard stare/glare", that'll show em!

Eleventeen. As in "I've ironed Eleventeen thousand shirts today" or some other such shit. Maybe it was ever so slightly amusing the first time, but now it just conjures up images of a twee little OP, who thinks she's super cool for using a made up word.

Shamelessley placemarking.

Agghhhh it really annoys me for some reason. Just bookmark or follow the thread, or think of a more imaginative comment.

“Am I the only one insert obvious remark that 100% means you are NOT the only one”

Eleventy billion. Oh just no.

I hate 'I'd tear him a new one'

What is your AIBU?

Sometimes there is none, deal with it.

Sometimes a comment was moderately funny the 1st time. After the 2nd, it got boring.