I will start and I will first say that I've only ever spoken about this online because it's so weird I just can't say it out loud
I was 14 and on a school trip to France, one night we stayed in a Hostel. Was a nice hostel. Anyway I woke up the next day to find a shit in my bed. An actual human shite. Now I know it was not mine, I had worn leggings to bed so there's no chance it would have made it's way down me leg without least being a bit battered and with smudge marks. It was laid perfectly in my bed, like some sort of offering.
So that's mine. Please share yours and if you're willing, offer some explanations to my poodicament