To ask what your weird secret behaviour is?

[GunpowderGelatine]

You know, the kind of behaviour only you know about which is unusual, and would make people go but you love doing?

For example, I binge on three different Netflix programmes at any one time in what I call a "3-2-1" sequence, which goes like this:

• I will watch a long series (currently Peep Show) 3 episodes at a time
• then I will watch 2 episodes of a shorter series (Santa Clarita Diet at the mo)
• I'll then watch one episode of a weekly-type series after that (Jane the Virgin season 5 at the moment)
• Then it starts with the 3 episodes again, and so on and so forth

I can't deviate from the 3-2-1 sequence, and if for example I've finished the Santa Clarita Diet episodes but the next episode of Jane the Virgin isn't on until 2 day's time, I'll wait to watch anything more until then. I can't just skip it and watch the next 3 Peep Shows, or the world will probably end or something

I don't know why I do this or when it started, but it works for me

Please make me feel normal and tell me your secret weird behaviour

Wind I meant

Haha! I feel privileged that my weird letter writing is at the right end of the weirdness scale!

I am in a long term relationship with a heavy metal rocker. (Like since the ‘90’s)

I speak very bad French with my very elegant black cat

I spend time thinking about sex with inappropriate people.

Witch is your cat real or an Art Deco poster entitled La Chat Noir?

Oui ou non?

I'm obsessed with my bowels, sultana bran is like crack cocaine to me.

thighofrelief He is a thing of truth and beauty!

And, yes, I actually have two framed Tournee de Chat Noir prints in my house.

I forgot to add, I also play Beat The Toilet, in which I must flush, pull pants up and get through hand wash before the toilet stops running. Mind, our plumbing is from the 1889, so it’s not as disgusting as it sounds.

thigh if you take magnesium tablets every day, you shall run like clock work.

At the moment I love imagining that I’ve won the lottery and I literally sit and look at rightmove and pick the houses I’d buy and gift to my family members and what house we would buy if we won and plan out what else we would do with the money and look at Pinterest at party ideas etc.

Bonkers, completely bonkers... but I love it!

@Illberidingshotgun

"On train platforms I have to fight really hard to stop myself pushing people in front of oncoming trains. This includes my own children."
Wow. Do you get scared about this and try and avoid taking trains so that you don't experience it? How do you stop yourself from doing it and how do you know you won't actually push somebody under a train?

I hope I don't offend anyone but I am wondering whether people on here who admit to having some weird behaviours consider themselves to be 'normal' or whether some of you have, say, multiple personality disorder or other diagnosed MH issue.

I have a relative who suffers from depersonalisation and they also had an episode of paranoia and I am reading this thread just to get a handle on any weird behaviours people have, just to kind of understand people more.

From the title I thought it was going to be far more tame stuff like:

1. I remove mascara from my eyelashes by rubbing my lashes between my thumb and finger;
2. As a child I used to pull my hair out and make bald patches on my scalp;
3. I'd get in and out of bed at night to check my sisters were breathing;

You all make me feel strangely boring.

Jellybeansincognito I do the lottery thing too.

I look on the Knight Frank website for property abroad, have a jewelry pintrest board for the inevitable win. What car I'd buy, look at expensive hotels we would stay in, what charity we would donate to, what events we would go to, the fun is endless.

Having thoughts like ‘I could run those people over if I put my foot down’ is common and normal. It’s not normal if you can’t stop having those thoughts and they and interfere in your life, or (I hope obviously) if you act on those thoughts.

If I see a dead animal by the side of the road I do that crucifix thing (touching your head, shoulders etc) but I only do it in my mind, I’m not at all religious
If I’m on a walk I look for where I could park even if I have no intention of driving or parking there
At night before sleeping I pretend I’m telling my life story to a councillor or writing it in a book
Or I pretend I’m like in the Truman show and the whole world is watching my life on tv, or that someone is making a documentary about my life
I also pretend I’ve won the lottery a lot and daydream about buying a castle and horse etc

I like to wave my bare arms around to feel the movement of air on them. Works best if it’s cold .

I often think about running people over in my car and secretly award myself points.

If people don't acknowledge me on a zebra crossing i rev my engine and smile when they look at me

I suck peoples eye balls out of their heads when they are sleeping

I weed on a bathmat and broke the internet!

“I have a very strong imagination and frequently enact revenge on people who have wronged me in my head! One person who I hated died (think workplace bullying) one person broke a limb, another, their beloved cat died. Poor cat.

Obviously all coincidence. Thoughts cannot cause another person harm. Now about my current, soon to be ex line manager...🤔”

I thought I’d caused someone’s baby to die (I’d never even met the baby) because I was jealous of her pregnancy when my husband and i were trying to conceive. I didn’t want or wish the baby to die but I thought it had happened because of my jealousy. I wasn’t very mentally well at the time and my psychiatric nurse called it magical thinking. My sensible mind knew it couldn’t be true but I also somehow believed it.

I like having sex with people who suck my eyeballs out of my head when I'm sleeping.

thigh you get 20 points for running someone over if they’re wearing a hat

Thigh do you have sex before or after they've sucked out your eyeballs?

I couldn’t resist one small comment...

Is eyeball sex a thing?

I think eye socket sex is called skulling. I think it's something they do in prison*

• I don't have a very reliable source for this information

But where does you're eye go during the act?

Assuming wax didn't suck it out of course!

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