to think loo paper is what it's called

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AIBU to think asking a 5 year old to say toilet tissue is a horrible genteelism?

It's loo paper, and you flush it down a loo.

Also, has anyone else noticed how dusty it is?

Its loo roll in our house. The words bog roll quite literally make me cringe. Ugh!

Not posh enough for the toilet tissue though lol!

It’s definitely loo roll. Toilet tissue sounds common trying to sound posh.

Loo roll here.

Toilet / loo roll / paper here, never tissue. Tissue is the nice soft stuff in a box for blowing your nose.

I have never said loo paper, or referred to the toilet as a loo.

It's generally toilet roll here, although to be correct it's toilet paper (which is on a roll)

Tissue is a horrible word

Especially when pronounced "tiss-you".

How do you pronounce it?

I hate the word loo.

We call is boggy

@Greenlegobox

I hate the word loo

Out of interest - why?

Not sure why I hate it. I just do. It makes me cringe.

It's toilet paper, or toilet tissue, unless you have it in other rooms for other purposes.

Yes, that does bring up the whole 'tiss-you' or 'tish-o' debate. Tish-o for me.

Who in earth says tissue?
Loo roll here.

Toilet roll or loo roll her. Toilet tissue sounds like something my first boyfriend's mother would say

Yes, that does bring up the whole 'tiss-you' or 'tish-o' debate. Tish-o for me.

This is a debate?

Literally never heard anyone say Tish-o in my life!

Toilet roll or toilet paper.

The word bog is awful when referring to a toilet (and not an actual bog)

bog roll or toilet paper if I am in polite company.

Loo roll or loo paper. Surely ‘toilet tissue’ is an advertising/marketing phrase. I have never heard anyone say it. I also hate the word ‘bog’ in this context.

Bogroll chez Indigo, Nicky brand. Is Petal toilet tissue still made ?

Oh my god. Toilet tissue? What mimsy shite is that?
Not toilet. Not tissue.
Loo roll.

We say tish-oo!

Loo / toilet roll.

My great great aunt (who was quite odd in lots of ways) wouldn't buy loo roll, she was too embarrased, so she bought massive amounts of boxed tissues instead.

Toilet roll.

But tissue is pronounced “tishoo”.

Can't stand the word 'loo'. Toilet paper/toilet roll in my house.

Toilet roll or paper. I also hate the word loo. It’s toilet or Lavatory dependant on who I am talking to.
And I say tish-you (Scottish)

Toilet Paper/Toilet Roll

I never use the word loo and a tissue is something you use to blow your nose.