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To ask you for a child-friendly joke?

131 replies

Stickladylove88 · 09/03/2019 14:35

Dd has to bring a joke in for Comic Relief and I don't know any good clean ones that Primary kids would understand! Does anyone have any suggestions?

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 10/03/2019 08:30

How do you make a gorilla float?
Easy. Lemonade, ice cream and a gorilla.

Spudlet · 10/03/2019 09:06

What's green and lives in trees?
A mouldy monkey!

ShahOfSplosh · 31/03/2019 18:31

2 monkeys got into a bath.
One said "ooh ooh ooh AAAH AAAH AAAH".
The other one said "put some cold in, then".

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 31/03/2019 18:32

How do you tell a space joke?
You planet

Feilin · 31/03/2019 18:33

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.... thanks Alexa..

Imoan123 · 31/03/2019 18:49

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do you think he saw us!

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