To ask you for a child-friendly joke?

[Stickladylove88]

Dd has to bring a joke in for Comic Relief and I don't know any good clean ones that Primary kids would understand! Does anyone have any suggestions?

Why did the branch fall out of the tree??

Because it wasn't STICKY enough 😄

Two darts players are about to begin a game and they decide that 'nearest to the bull starts'.

The first one says "Baaaaaahhh!"
The second says "Moooooo!"
The first one says "You're closer - go for it!"

What is the Teenage Ninja Turtles' favourite chocolate spread?

Donutella

What do you do with a wombat?
Play wom!

What goes "aaaaaaaa"?

A sheep with no lips.

What do sheep look for in the sales?

BAAAAgins.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound guy!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish
Interrupting star..... put your hand with 5 fingers spread out on the other person's face (gently)

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Want to hear a joke about a bin?

Nah, it's rubbish.

Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a dinosaur playing g hide and seek?
Doyouthinkhesawus

When I was a child, I was desperate for a ventriloquist's dummy, but my parents couldn't afford to buy me one, so I tried to make one myself out of an old scrap of carpet.

It was absolutely ruggish.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesawus?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting sheep

Interrupting shee.......

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

What's green, grows in a field, and has wheels?
Grass - I lied about the wheels.

What's big and brown, with white on top, and has ears?
A mountain - mountaineers.

What's grey with a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
What's brown with a trunk?
The same mouse coming back from holiday.

What do you call
A drunken Italian Steeplejack?
A high tiddly Eyetie (clap, clap)

This last one has been set to music in "Flying Around"

What's ET short for?
Cos he's only got little legs!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots 🥕
Rabbit 🐇 farts 💨

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet?
Because they have a silent p!

What floats on water and goes quick?

A South African Duck

Knock knock
Who's there
Europe
Europe Who
No You're a poo! 😄

What’s the difference between and buffalo and a bison?

You can’t wash your hands in a bison.

Someone else mentioned this one above, but always my fave as a kid ;

What did the naught say to the eight?
Nice belt

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge

😂😂😂