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Original poster

Greg Wallace

124 replies

Sweetpea55 · 27/02/2019 20:45

I'm quite prepared to be told I'm being totally unreasonable.........
But lord above.... I could bitch slap him from here to next week..
Gobby tosser.

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Svolvaer · 27/02/2019 20:48

YABU - your description is inaccurate. It should read "creepy, slimy, sleazy, goby tosser" He makes my skin crawl, especially when he's getting all orgasmic over a pudding.

SweetheartNeckline · 27/02/2019 20:49

Thank God for that, thought you were going to say you fancy him.

Thatsnotmyotter · 27/02/2019 20:50

I sometimes feel like the only person who doesn’t hate him. He seems quite nice to me 😬

BertrandRussell · 27/02/2019 20:51

I am alone in thinking that h

meladeso · 27/02/2019 20:52

I do not hate him, I've never given him much thought either way.
But his Netflix special made me absolutely howl.
Fucking hilarious.

BertrandRussell · 27/02/2019 20:53

Sorry. Alone in thinking that he’s a bit over bouncy, but he’s really good with people. I like him on Ear Well For Less.

recrudescence · 27/02/2019 20:53

Agree, OP. I don’t understand how he got the job.

Thatsnotmyotter · 27/02/2019 20:53

Although now I have realised that his name is ‘Gregg’ with two Gs at the end I am reconsidering. How unnecessary!

BabyDarlingDollfaceHoney · 27/02/2019 20:54

It's a shame because Masterchef is such a good show. It's so obvious though that none of the contestants care what he thinks because his opinions are so irrelevant. He's just a bloke that likes food, he shouldn't be a judge on a show like that.

iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:55

Come over to the Masterchef threads. We are your people.

OftenHangry · 27/02/2019 20:58

I don't get why is he judging! He doesn't have proper credentials imho!
He is a veg man, which is fine if he was judging veg, not cooking.
His try to have a restaurant didn't go well either.

Just no idea what is he actually doing there🤷‍♀️
Except telling time.

mintich · 27/02/2019 20:58

Yep can't stand him off the way he eats!

JaneJeffer · 27/02/2019 20:59

I lol him on the factory programme. He seems really nice and he's always so enthusiastic. But if I was a Masterchef contestant he would annoy me with his hovering and rushing.

JaneJeffer · 27/02/2019 20:59

like not lol!

OftenHangry · 27/02/2019 20:59

My dream is to get on that show and keep an eye on time. And always shout out how much we have left 15 seconds before him.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 21:00

Vent your frustrations over in Telly Addicts on the Masterchef threads. We have a soft spot for Shouty McPieface (under the patio)

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Sweetpea55 · 27/02/2019 21:01

Where are these Masterchef threads.. I feel a need to unburden myself.
Babydoll... agreed. His opinion is irrelevant.
He's just a baldy gobby greengrocer. And why in gods name does he have to shout all the time?

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meladeso · 27/02/2019 21:02

Hahah I thought we were talking about Greg Davies! GrinBlush

GreenOliveOrBlackOlive · 27/02/2019 21:02

Buttery biscuit base..

ThePollutedShadesOfPemberley · 27/02/2019 21:04

If I could have a pound for every time he says "WOW!" on the fucking factory programme I would be effin loaded!

The80sweregreat · 27/02/2019 21:04

His ok. I dislike other presenters on tv more than him.

iklboo · 27/02/2019 21:04

Sweetpea - it's in the Telly Addicts section

Guineapiglet345 · 27/02/2019 21:07

I was just watching him on the factory thing about how they make potato waffles and he basically follows someone around a factory pointing and yelling “what’s that?” “How many potatoes go in there?” “How many waffles can you make in 24 hours?” It’s quite bizarre and he always seems ecstatic at watching conveyor belts.

I imagine he’s a nightmare in real life.

PrawnOfCreation · 27/02/2019 21:07
Greg Wallace
fblake · 27/02/2019 21:08

I quite like Gregg, it's the other guy on Masterchef who does my head in 😖