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Greg Wallace

124 replies

Sweetpea55 · 27/02/2019 20:45

I'm quite prepared to be told I'm being totally unreasonable.........
But lord above.... I could bitch slap him from here to next week..
Gobby tosser.

OP posts:
crispysausagerolls · 28/02/2019 17:04

fblake

My answer was no!!! He was super, super slimey and obviously on a shitload of coke.

BabyDarlingDollfaceHoney · 28/02/2019 17:10

Being on coke would definitely go some way to explaining why he seems to find himself so fascinating and important.

fblake · 28/02/2019 20:29

@crispysausagerolls nice! I hope you let him down gently 😝

BrizzleMint · 28/02/2019 20:36

He's the real life Mr Potato Head, just less good looking.

MaybeitsMaybelline · 28/02/2019 22:01

I love John Torode, I think he is sexy as hell. Lucky Lisa.

Greg Wallace is a slimy useless annoying that who just copies John when he reviews the food.

Alsohuman · 28/02/2019 22:04

He’s a vile shouty waste of oxygen, I can’t bear him.

UnfinishedUsernam · 28/02/2019 23:39

Someone said on a similar thread that he looks like he stinks of ham. I really did laugh at thatGrin

GivemeGivenchy · 01/03/2019 00:10

I'm sure I remember reading he was sexually abused when he was young? Maybe that is why he has weird inappropriate issues with sexual innuendos

Arthur2shedsJackson · 01/03/2019 00:32

GW apparently used to own a restaurant in Putney a while back. I went there for lunch once and the food was revolting. I think it was called
‘Wallace & Co’ although locally it was known as ‘Wallace & Vomit.’

JaneJeffer · 01/03/2019 00:45

‘Wallace & Vomit.’ Brilliant Grin

longwayoff · 13/08/2019 20:50

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES HE EVER STOP SHOUTING?

Slightaggrandising · 13/08/2019 20:55

He's awful. So patronising and juvenile.

fruitpastille · 13/08/2019 21:11

And he can't even bloody well pronounce 'croissant' correctly even when talking to a French person about them!!!

WombleOfThighlandCommonAmI · 13/08/2019 21:11

Everything about Greg Wallace is UR, therefore, YANBU.

WombleOfThighlandCommonAmI · 13/08/2019 21:14

OFFS, this is a ZOMBIE THREAD and I posted on it Blush

Howlovely · 13/08/2019 21:33

He has actually made me sick in my mouth. I can't watch him on TV anymore.

deste · 13/08/2019 21:35

The excitement, the staring eyes, the shouting, the mundane questions. I don’t know why the girl in the croissant factory didn’t lob the butter on him. When he said goodbye she must have sighed a huge sigh of relief. I cringe watching him.

lidoshuffle · 13/08/2019 21:54

The French factory bloke had the measure of him though; Why does the butter have to be stored at 19 degrees max?' [Gallic shrug[ "Because it would melt otherwise"

justjuggling · 13/08/2019 21:56

Known as the Greedy Grocer in our house...

DarklyDreamingDexter · 13/08/2019 21:59

Totally agree OP. What a complete arse.

MonstranceClock · 13/08/2019 22:00

Has anyone seen Micky Flanagan's impression of him? Grin

Livpool · 13/08/2019 22:03

He makes me cringe!

That poor woman taking him round the croissant factory tonight

longwayoff · 13/08/2019 22:06

Sorry zombie wakers, had him on in the background and couldn't take any more.

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