AIBU to ask what’s the worst insult you’ve ever called your pet?

[Justagirlwholovesaboy]

When no one is looking of course! We love them unconditionally but sometimes they can be horrors! Doesn’t seem to matter what you call them they still love you anyhow! Mine dog ate cat poo earlier and I admit I swore at him!

Shitbag is essentially a nickname for my dog. Alongside dickhead and douchebag

I do tend to call my dog dickhead a lot, normally when he’s eating something he shouldn’t!

@bambamber I do need at least one story though as to why he’s a dickhead!

My cat is 'affectionately' called a little shit when he decides to be sick all over the only rug in the whole of the downstairs. The downstairs is laminate throughout...

Stole my husband's steak of the kitchen side

*off

My cat ate a glow stick out of a party bag because He is a fat greedy cunt. He is still called a greedy cunt.
He no longer glows yellow at the mouth though.

Mine is now curled up at my toes like an angel!

Grotcat for things I need to clean up.

And for our ginger girl, arsehole when she's doing twatty things to the boy cats. She has a bad case of small cat syndrome and I am amazed the boys, both 30% bigger than her, put up with her shit.

I call my dog mutface

Hmm, mine normally starts barking for attention around 930pm. Apparently that's official playtime. She gets called a noisy b@stard. I may have told her to STFU once or twice too. I do love her so much tho, she's the best companion.

I feel better for greeting mine with “good morning you jumping fucking idiot” each day at the stair gate!

Naughty furry sick factory.

He’s fetched up a fur ball and a bit of sick, and he doesn’t care.

“Naughty furry sick factory” lol

i’ve been know to call my dog a ‘mouldy bastard’ at times 🙈

My fight now is “get off my feet I need to sleep, please move, please baby... move. Ok I’m moving, yes I know you’re tired, poor baby, ok a quick walkie then”. I’m so in charge :P

We call ours CuntyBollocks every single day

That is pretty special 😂

I call my cat Fatty all the time. I wouldn't dream of fat-shaming a human, but I fat shame my cat all the time!

I'm pretty sure that mine thinks his name is "fuck off cat!"

Barky Bark - doesn't sound like an insult, but its because he is a noisy little fucker who should be in a boy band.....

Also fuckface, scruffy fucker (he really is) and mummys bestest boy (said only to him and never in front of anyone else )

Many many swear words.
Cat obviously I've even given him the 'fingers' when he's been bad cat and yowling to be allowed back in

I called one of my cats "Fucking Bastard Cunt" a few weeks ago when she knocked over my glass of wine. I refuse to apologise.

Little demon. Cause' frankly, because lets face it, cats really are.