AIBU to ask what’s the worst insult you’ve ever called your pet?

[Justagirlwholovesaboy]

When no one is looking of course! We love them unconditionally but sometimes they can be horrors! Doesn’t seem to matter what you call them they still love you anyhow! Mine dog ate cat poo earlier and I admit I swore at him!

@sunshineandshowers21
MOULDY???!!!!!! 😂😂😂

I often refer to my Staffy as douchedog, usually when he's woken me up at 4am because he's bored

The cat (in fact all cats) are known as shittens

Shitbag is essentially a nickname for my dog.

Right there with you! Also, little fucker, little git, and little shit.

Never said in anger though, only with affection once the anger has subsided after looking at his annoyingly adorable face. When I'm angry his full name comes out...

I called my mum's dog a fucking cock womble the other day when he tripped me up

Not a name as such, but my husband usually asks “what’s her life expectancy again?” as he treads in a wet patch on yet another new rug.

(CALM DOWN, HE DOESNT MEAN IT)

When I was younger, we had a cat called Suki, which is a nice name but apparently translates as "bitches" in Polish. We lived in an area with quite a lot of Polish people who must have been quite amused when she went missing and we put up posters saying MISSING: BITCHES.

my dog thinks his name is arsehole

Oh so many for the ferrets...... The Wreckalots, Wufflebums, the Floofers, the little furry tidal wave..... I could go on!

Battendog is known as the "f*cking arsehole"

Our male JRT is called a "the whinging little bastard"

Our female JRT is called "Cunty McCuntFace"

Collectively they are know as the ninja, the whinger and the minge-er.

Disclaimer: they are also called lots of nice things, too!

Ahh I love Ferrets

Also catsnakes, and my favourite, Schnozrats!

Mine are the ClinkerSuckers - cats that wash their arses very loudly.

My tiny feisty little girl cat who died in january aged 19 was affectionately known as 'FuckoffPortia' !!!

She was an epically talented food stealer right until her final days; you'd be eating and suddenly from nowhere a tortoiseshell paw would shoot from behind you and whip food..any food... from your plate. She especially loved pasta in a tomoato sauce!

We all miss Portia terribly!

My cat tends to get called rat cat, when he tries to trip me up whilst I am going upstairs, or when he rubs himself along the small table, that my plate is on while I am trying to eat my tea, and his tail casually flicks into my food, because he wants some.
The other night we went to get into bed late, midnight, were very tired and he had hacked up a fur ball on the bed, so he was lovingly refered to as little shit, while we changed the bed, and repeatedly caught him and put him out of the room.

DGirlCat's nickname is Princess BitchCat.

She can be extremely affectionate, but is also capable of the most withering looks and enjoys shunning people on a whim.

DBoyCat is a daft ginger twat who enjoys getting stuck on roofs.

Small cat syndrome. I wonder if that's what Cheddar has. She's very loud and very needy!

My DNephew decided he wanted a budgie.

He changed his mind very quickly the next morning when he was hungover and shouted 'fuck off you feathery little cunt' at the very chirpy little bird. His girlfriend is a veterinary nurse and decided feathery little cunt should live at her house instead.

2 dogs- we nicknamed them Needy and Greedy. They swap names constantly.

Eldest dog is actually called Mr Bushmills but we do refer to him as Mr Muchbills due to the amount of vetinary care he’s needed.

Younger dog is called Cooper, we all call him Pooper.

I call my pug My Little Disappointment 🤣

I’m afraid I called my Boston terrier a ‘destructive little prick’ yesterday when I discovered she’d chewed the sofa cushion.

I’ve only just replaced it after she wrecked the last one.

Ddog is little shit or moobag. Bloody love her though

A little prat!

A friend used to recall her horse across the field by yelling “Wanker!” at him - he apparently thought it was a good thing 🙄

A minging mongrel - usually when he has rolled in fox poo or duck shit..

Arsehole cat, because quite frankly she's an arsehole.