AIBU to ask what’s the worst insult you’ve ever called your pet?

[Justagirlwholovesaboy]

When no one is looking of course! We love them unconditionally but sometimes they can be horrors! Doesn’t seem to matter what you call them they still love you anyhow! Mine dog ate cat poo earlier and I admit I swore at him!

Captain Stinky Von Clinkerbottom... (poo stuck to arse. hound.)

Collectively 'Furry fuckin' freeloaders'.

Collectively 'the wankers'

One of mine wiggles his tail furiously when asked 'who is Mummys nasty bitey stinky little cuntyfucker' because he knows, its him, and he gives no fucks. (I know its the tone of voice. He still knows.)

My dog gets: Dickhead, Stinker, Stinkface, Gitbag. She's deaf though so she doesn't actually know she's being insulted

Called DDog a cow the other day as he happily munched on some long grass.

DSiamese is known as a dog and a bat due to behaviour and appearance respectively
Also was yesterday called “not a real cat” due to being the only cat I know that isn’t interested in human food

Furry Fuck! All with affection!!

Dildo doggins

My cat is "the little floofy bastard"

he's not really little but is 100% floofy and a bastard.

She’s a 12 week old puppy currently niknamed ‘poo mouth’ as she’s eating her own poo, and if you catch her at it, hoards it in her mouth and runs off to try and hide it (not envy!)

the dog gets called Brucifer the bastard, by all in our social circle and family. he has been a challenge

my daughter calls him farty mc fart face. my husband has called him mutty chops.

I call him my tiny little bell end,,, well i did, the past few days hes been my baby.

Fat Boy or Cunty Chops for the big one. Shitten for the little one! She was a stinky shitty kitten!

The dog is known as the disgusting poo eating creature, because she is. She excelled herself the other week when she ate so much goose poo while out on a walk that she vomited it up all over the sofa.

We have many sweary names for ours but the 'insult' that upsets most is when I say to our eldest cat 'no-one likes you' which is untrue because his Dad loves him. Genuinely, noone else does though. He yells at everything, pisses on your things regularly, steals food, opens doors and bins. He's an utter bastard yet my husband adores him, picks him up snuggles him and tells him he's a good boy. Meanwhile I'm in the background calling him a cunt

Vicious little fuck

Murderous little bastard for the cat, fat idiot for the dog.

Our cat is adored by all of us, but it’s clear that she’s not the most intelligent member of her species.

When she does something incredibly stupid, we do call her a little pillock

Our beagle is known as Knobdog. Her real name is Dolly but honestly she is a Complete Knob

Big black cat is 'The Fluffy Idiot', because that is exactly what he is (he is lovely but so stupid).

Tiny stripey cat is Ratbag, you little cow, horrid little piss pants. She will pee on any bag (nothing else) left in the hall. Particularly the kids swimming bag, which is one of those plasticy, canvas bag for life type things. I have now learnt not to leave it in the hall...

Well seeing as we had to add "the bastard" to his name within a day of getting him as he is an evil one.......

DDog2 is referred to by all as “the little sht”. Occasionally, when he has done something particularly outrageous, he is “you little f*ker”. He doesn’t care and answers to anything. Ddog1 is a model of canine virtue, so is only referred to by her name.

I have a lot of dogs and when one is naughty it’s that pack mentality kicks in and they’re all naughty....
Most of them are ‘oi knobhead’ and they all respond 😳😂

Fatty.
We love her to bits but omg she's a greedy hallion

Evie - is occasionally known as the evil one.....

When my posh doodle gets above himself I call him a mongrel.

No slur on all the gorgeous mutts out there.

Shitforbrains is often used for the sock chewing mutt

The lurcher is affectionately known as ‘Stench’.