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And so it begins: Valentine's Day extravaganza

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Enni2S · 14/02/2019 07:07

My DH (late twenties, married 4 years, no kids) has just gone to work. This morning, I woke him up and asked him to get me a hot water bottle for my 'dodgy tummy' (some top class acting was involved). What he found when he got downstairs is one of those ridiculously oversized and unnecessary Moonpig cards, exclaiming my endless adoration and love. To top it all off, I bought him a box of his favourite fudge chocolates, delivered all the way from the South of England.

Now, I'm going to watch him sweat all day as he tries to figure out how he could possibly pretend that he got me something similarly impressive all along.

So here's the backstory. DH and I normally don't really do Valentine's Day. Sometimes we get each other a card, but mostly we just sit on our high horses laughing at the 'fools' who engage in such a money-driven and meaningless celebration. Then two weeks ago, DH suddenly asked what we were doing for Valentine's Day as surely we celebrate every year? I'm aware that DH's memory is shocking, but this was a new one. Knowing that he would never remember the conversation, I started an elaborate ruse, to prank him today. All week I've been giving subtle hints about how 'excited' I am, interspersed with claims that I wouldn't get anything as it's a man to a woman thing (sometimes the end justifies the means). I hid my presents and performed some top class puppy dog eyes to complete the spectacle.

DH seemed strangely unfazed by this morning events. HAS HE ACTUALLY MADE PLANS?? Shock My DH, who lovingly told me not to worry about the shopping last week as he'd take care of it, before asking me to write a list, come up with meal plans and provide a detailed map of the supermarket in case he couldn't find something?!

I'm intrigued. I will keep you guys updated on how the 'romance' unfolds. Whether he's planned something or not, it's a win win for me. Either I get a nice surprise, or I get to laugh at him trying to talk his way out of the situation without hurting my feelings. Grin Grin Wine

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Keyword · 14/02/2019 07:14

We literally do nothing Confused

ILiveInSalemsLot · 14/02/2019 07:19
Grin This is so funny. I’m looking forward to the update. We don’t do anything either. I told dh this morning that it’s a good job there are plenty of shops near where he works. His reply was ‘but we’re married’ Hmm
ShirleyPhallus · 14/02/2019 07:20

Oh god there’s gonna be loads of these threads today Hmm

Sirzy · 14/02/2019 07:20

is it just me who thinks deliberately setting someone up to fail isn’t nice?

SaucyJack · 14/02/2019 07:24

So you got him a card and some sweets, and you don’t think he’ll be able to buy you an equivalent gift?

Well. He must be thick as pig shit then.

ZenNudist · 14/02/2019 07:24

I think Valentines day is nice to celebrate if you're new into a relationship otherwise it's just pointless.

Sorry but I don't really understand this 'prank'.

Yippeee · 14/02/2019 07:26

I think he would find it easy to reciprocate with a card and box of chocolates Confused.

Costacoffeeplease · 14/02/2019 07:27
Confused
Enni2S · 14/02/2019 07:28

I agree @Sirzy , but DH and I have the kind of relationship where he knows any 'failure' would be light-hearted. I've never made him think that I would be seriously upset if he didn't get me anything, so I'm not worried about that. It's all in jest.

@ILiveInSalemsLot hahaha. DH does get me a card on occasion, but he'll be thinking he's not going to get away with that this time Grin DH doesn't have the kind of job where he can easily pop out either. He's normally home by 5pm. We'll see what time he strolls in tonight. He works in quite a laddish environment so I think they're all collectively sweating it at work!

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WendyImhome · 14/02/2019 07:29

How exciting.

Enni2S · 14/02/2019 07:32

To the others, they are not just chocolates and a card. They are his favourite chocolates from a specific shop in Windsor, and a card with a personalised message and design. Yes he could get me a card and chocolates, but DH is very competitive, he will himself think that's not good enough, so that's why it is amusing to me.

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BookWitch · 14/02/2019 07:33

I used to get DH a card, but he never got me anything so I stopped a few years ago.
We have a solicitor's appointment this afternoon to sign our new wills (now our last dd is 18)- romantic, eh?

He might surprise me but I really doubt it.

MmaMakutsi · 14/02/2019 07:34

OK then

Confused
Hippywannabe · 14/02/2019 07:35

Ha, DH and I went for a meal at 'Spoons while the car was being MOTed yeterday, chatted to each other and decided to call it our Valentine's Day meal. The joys of being older and married a long time.
I shall live vicariously through you today . Hope he pulls a big romantic gesture off.

Aridane · 14/02/2019 07:46

Ha ha

JinglingHellsBells · 14/02/2019 07:49

You sound hard work love.
And a bit not quite 'there'.
Sorry but your prank just sounds silly.

Either you agree to DO Valentine's day or you don't.
Pretending you won't, then doing it and expecting him to take the hint is just weird.

Poor man.

SauvingnonBlanketyBlanc · 14/02/2019 07:52

Op I get your prank and I hope he pulls it off

Ribbonsonabox · 14/02/2019 07:55

Yeah I pretended I hadn't done anything but had left a card and a bag of sweets he likes in his work bag (he leaves at 6am) however he had preempted this and also bought me a card and a box of chocolates which was waiting downstairs when I got up... so far so good

TheOxymoron · 14/02/2019 07:57

OP are you a journalist?
Beautifully written.

Butterymuffin · 14/02/2019 08:00

Betting on supermarket flowers

MilkTrayLimeBarrel · 14/02/2019 08:05

OP - I was intrigued re the fudge from Windsor and had to google it! What a fab find. I have ordered some to try.

DH and I never celebrate Valentine's - however, this morning he produced a card and a bunch of beautiful pink roses! I was impressed (lucky I had a card already written out too!).

Nousernameforme · 14/02/2019 08:10

If the card is from moonpig doesn't it have one of those awful printed who its from things. I imagine them to be the equivalent of those generic robotic messages with the actual name read in a different voice.
You know,
"This is a voicemail recording for ALAN please leave a message for ALAN after the beep.
I can't think of anything less personal than those

Dahlietta · 14/02/2019 08:15

Nousernameforme, that is what they're like if you send them directly to someone, but you can have them sent to your own address blank and then you can write in them like a 'normal' card.

user1473878824 · 14/02/2019 08:16

There are some sticks up arses this morning, aren’t there...

CoachBombay · 14/02/2019 08:18

We are married have children and have just paid for an expensive fertility treatment, we won't be doing anything.

Saying that though DH never does anything for special occasions, I don't get a card or flowers on my birthday so I've no chance of valentine's day 😂