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And so it begins: Valentine's Day extravaganza

124 replies

Enni2S · 14/02/2019 07:07

My DH (late twenties, married 4 years, no kids) has just gone to work. This morning, I woke him up and asked him to get me a hot water bottle for my 'dodgy tummy' (some top class acting was involved). What he found when he got downstairs is one of those ridiculously oversized and unnecessary Moonpig cards, exclaiming my endless adoration and love. To top it all off, I bought him a box of his favourite fudge chocolates, delivered all the way from the South of England.

Now, I'm going to watch him sweat all day as he tries to figure out how he could possibly pretend that he got me something similarly impressive all along.

So here's the backstory. DH and I normally don't really do Valentine's Day. Sometimes we get each other a card, but mostly we just sit on our high horses laughing at the 'fools' who engage in such a money-driven and meaningless celebration. Then two weeks ago, DH suddenly asked what we were doing for Valentine's Day as surely we celebrate every year? I'm aware that DH's memory is shocking, but this was a new one. Knowing that he would never remember the conversation, I started an elaborate ruse, to prank him today. All week I've been giving subtle hints about how 'excited' I am, interspersed with claims that I wouldn't get anything as it's a man to a woman thing (sometimes the end justifies the means). I hid my presents and performed some top class puppy dog eyes to complete the spectacle.

DH seemed strangely unfazed by this morning events. HAS HE ACTUALLY MADE PLANS?? Shock My DH, who lovingly told me not to worry about the shopping last week as he'd take care of it, before asking me to write a list, come up with meal plans and provide a detailed map of the supermarket in case he couldn't find something?!

I'm intrigued. I will keep you guys updated on how the 'romance' unfolds. Whether he's planned something or not, it's a win win for me. Either I get a nice surprise, or I get to laugh at him trying to talk his way out of the situation without hurting my feelings. Grin Grin Wine

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FudgeBrownie2019 · 14/02/2019 11:43

Sunday just gone he said "we're not doing VD this year, yes?" and I nodded because we always play Valentines oneupmanshit, where we laugh at everyone's romance and eat takeaway in our pyjamas. He went off to work yesterday and a bloody huge bunch of roses arrived at 9am today without a card (I assumed it was from him because the only other man in my life is a framed photo of Tom Hardy on the fridge that DS8 made me for Christmas) and he knows because of an unwell DS13 I can't get anywhere to buy him anything. So I have a miraculous idea, I buy him a Groupon and email it to him for a restaurant he likes (I only go there because the cocktails are cracking).

Anyway, just had a text from my Mum who asked if I loved my flowers, she'd sent them to cheer me up because a) she knows DH and I don't do VD and b) I'm housebound with the teenager. So now DH has got a sweat on trying to act casual that he's organised something for VD, texting to ask "are we able to book a babysitter tonight do you think?"

I do love a bit of VD oneupmanshit.

CustardCreamLover · 14/02/2019 11:44

There's a lot of people in here today who must lead really boring lives!!

Never heard of having fun??

OP I would do this with my husband. You know, because we actually enjoy life!!

Looking forward to your updates.

We aren't doing anything this year due to having a 3 week old baby. I think that's a pretty good present!

Santaclarita · 14/02/2019 11:47

FudgeBrownie2019

Oh my god that's brilliant. Grin

I'm sure other posters will be along to tell you to ltb though for not getting you anything and for daring to pretend he got you the flowers. Grin

Blobby10 · 14/02/2019 11:52

Another one here who will be checking back later to see what OP's DH did for her Grin. Loved the phrase "he was being too cool for school"!

My boyfriend of nearly 2 years has got 2 heart shaped lemon drizzle cakes that I made last night and a (pretty rubbish) card hastily purchased in Sainsburys whilst getting milk for work Grin

JinglingHellsBells · 14/02/2019 13:03

Never heard of having fun??

This is the sort of prank a 12 year old might play.

Be interested to know how old the OP is- says her DH is late 20s but she sounds much younger.

And a bit at a lose end / big ego to think everyone wants to know about her silly 'prank'.

TinselAndKnickers · 14/02/2019 13:06

Always a laugh in AIBUGrin placemarking to see the outcome! I'd laugh at this, as I understand you aren't being an arsehole to him, it's a silly little game. If that makes you immature so be it, I guess a lot of us are Grin

IveGotAlpen · 14/02/2019 13:09

This gave me a good chuckle thanks OP 😀

Enni2S · 14/02/2019 13:17

Yes @JinglingHellsBells I wanted to share my silly prank on here. I am an arrogant and immature 20something with a big ego. Doesn't really bother me, feel free to leave if it bothers you.

Never expected to get so much aggro on this thread Grin Will show DH so he can feel good about all of the sympathy he's receiving Wink

Still no word. He did mention making pizza at home later instead of ordering a takeaway. I believe that he has some romantic image in his head as we recently watched Ghost. Might have to go easy on the garlic to make sure it doesn't ruin things.

I've always wondered what is so wrong about being immature, it's the best part of being an adult. Guess I'll be mature and go walk my dog. Blush

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insecure123 · 14/02/2019 13:37

ahahahaha omg there are always some who are so uptight! if you don't want to read about it....bugger off and don't read it ffs. Too much time on their hands if they are posting on things they AREN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN. That seems a bit moree immature to me but hey ho. OP I hope you have a fun night and you continue to have a fun loving relationship :) Your husband would have my sympathy if he was stuck with some of the miserable so and sos on here!

user1474894224 · 14/02/2019 13:56

Ha ha. I love this. My oh never gets me anything....so couldn't prank him as he knows he gets me nothing!! Can't wait for update later.

Aibu to think people who post outside and inside of their valentine's card on FB are TOO much. I do not want to see private messages between couples. Surely it's an invasion of privacy?

HavelockVetinari · 14/02/2019 13:59

Right, we need a new acronym on this site - MF for miserable fucker. Specially for posters who come on to lighthearted threads and try to stop others enjoying the humour, as well as assert how mature and superior they are... Grin

Elfinablender · 14/02/2019 14:03

Oh, I see MF as a strong contender to rival LTB in an acronym death match. Could we pad it out a bit to include useless and frowny to make MUFF?

GiveMeAllTheGin8 · 14/02/2019 14:03
Confused
cheeseypuff · 14/02/2019 14:04
Biscuit
Elfinablender · 14/02/2019 14:05

Too much ? Blush

insecure123 · 14/02/2019 14:08

I can see me throwing the MF about alot on mumsnet....i can't believe some of the stuff folk moan about on lighthearted threads!

steppemum · 14/02/2019 14:10

Ha ha, I'm loving it OP!

we usually don;'t do much, but I got a card and red roses this morning, so was veyr impressed.

Fudgebrownie, that is so funny, I'm loving the image of your dh trying to work out what to do!

Zoflorabore · 14/02/2019 14:12

The best presents are usually free 😋

Cookmysock1 · 14/02/2019 14:17

I'm imagining half the posters on here furiously typing out their post with a mouth like a cats arse
What miserable joy suckers

Enni2S · 14/02/2019 14:18

@FudgeBrownie2019 That's hilarious! Let me know how the story continues.

Also, people post the insides of their cards on Facebook? And here I thought I was weird. Grin

My dog has been whiny all day. I wonder if he's grumpy that he's not my valentine. Was I supposed to buy him flowers? www.chewy.com/ply-pet-lifestyle-you-puppy-love/dp/183279

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 14/02/2019 14:47

Funny OP. Looking forward to the update!

We don’t do anything on the day but usually go out for dinner or something within a couple of weeks boring

Peanutbutterforever · 14/02/2019 15:43

Wonderful advert on TV last night - Dr Oetker pizza served as Valentine's Day treat. I still not sure if it was being ironic.

Only thing is, I'm so sad (& carb deprived) that I WOULD think it was a romantic meal....

Lana1234 · 14/02/2019 16:00

oooh peanutbutter there’s a deal on in Iceland atm, you can get TWO Dr Oetker pizzas and a bottle of wine for a fiver Shock just thought I’d add that in there haha. Aw OP I think it’s funny, I hope your other half gets you something nice and you have a great evening Smile

Enni2S · 14/02/2019 16:25

Hmm, on the phone with DH at the moment. He's driving home and sounds very calm Shock

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Callistone · 14/02/2019 16:31

I get you, OP. We don't do anything either. But the temptation one year to fill the house with presents and flowers and chocolate just to see his reaction would be ace.