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To dislike flesh tunnels aka gaping cats' arseholes

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hotwing · 03/02/2019 17:03

They look ok when the jewellery is in, but remove the jewellery and they are one of the most ugly things out there.

Am I unreasonable?

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bringincrazyback · 03/02/2019 17:05

Eh?

TheOodleOfNoodle · 03/02/2019 17:05

Ears?

gamerchick · 03/02/2019 17:06

Wut? Hmm

Coz I'm reading it you decorate your cat's arse.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 03/02/2019 17:07

I though you were talking about vaginas.

TinselAndKnickers · 03/02/2019 17:07

Do you mean like one of these?! Grin

To dislike flesh tunnels aka gaping cats' arseholes
Flowerfae · 03/02/2019 17:07

do you mean when people have those massive holes in their ears?

DeadBod · 03/02/2019 17:07

I thought that you'd been blinging your cat but then I twigged.
I hate looking at the baggy holes.

eurochick · 03/02/2019 17:08

They make me feel a bit queasy. I can't look at them.

hotwing · 03/02/2019 17:08

Yes! Flesh tunnels. The massive ear things.
Flesh tunnels is their name.

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bringincrazyback · 03/02/2019 17:08

Ah, do you mean ear gauges?

IAmWonderWoman · 03/02/2019 17:08

They’re worse in noses. And how does that work when you have a cold? Does snot go everywhere?

NottonightJosepheen · 03/02/2019 17:09

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ShatnersBassoon · 03/02/2019 17:09

I must defend cats' bums; they're never gaping.

VWpurse · 03/02/2019 17:09

Don’t google 🤮

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 03/02/2019 17:10

They are called ear gauges here. Flesh tunnel sounds like a dodgy vagina euphemism.

topcat2014 · 03/02/2019 17:11

I feel sick if I see them - involuntarily but even so.

trypophobia

ArabellaUmbrella · 03/02/2019 17:11

@ShatnersBassoon GrinGrinGrin you just cheered me right up.

Schmoobarb · 03/02/2019 17:11

YANBU I think they are grim. Each to their own though

longwayoff · 03/02/2019 17:11

Those ear things are vile, make me feel queasy seeing them.Shudder.

Thisisthelaststraw · 03/02/2019 17:11

There is cat arsehole jewellery out there though. Can’t link but you could google if you’re into that.

The ear thing even with the jewellery is gross imo and I think people eventually regret it. Have a look at how many earlobe repair surgeries Dr Sandra Lee does on YouTube.

ArabellaUmbrella · 03/02/2019 17:12

What do you think happens when they're old and can't be arsed to wear them? Do they just have big dangly flappy earlobes?

Insomnibrat · 03/02/2019 17:12

I've seen a few crusty, smelly looking ones. Is that part of the attraction of having them done? Like a mild discomfort? Something to pick at?

TinselAndKnickers · 03/02/2019 17:14

I can't BELIEVE there are cat butt plugs with jewels Shock

Thisisthelaststraw · 03/02/2019 17:15

I don’t think they’re butt plugs. Don’t they just hang over the tail?

Sayyadina · 03/02/2019 17:18

Yes they just hang over the tail. And they're only novelty/joke accessories, not meant to be kept on unsupervised

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