To dislike flesh tunnels aka gaping cats' arseholes

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They look ok when the jewellery is in, but remove the jewellery and they are one of the most ugly things out there.

Am I unreasonable?

Still on cats, here's one brand to google: Twinkle Tush

I thought this was a thread about male masterbation toys...!

They’re worse in noses. And how does that work when you have a cold? Does snot go everywhere?

Oh dear lord. Is that actually a thing? Thank god I don't live anywhere remotely hip, as I would hate to see this.

Those massive round black earrings that stretch an ear is that what you mean OP?

It's really offputting to be chatting to someone and be able to see stuff at the back of them through the holes in their earlobes.

Apparently they can get quite smelly too.

Yanbu. I find them repulsive but I'm sure the people who do it to themselves don't give a fig for what I think.

I feel the same way about tattoos.

Tunnels only look like cats' bums if the person is stupid enough to try and force a large increase in gauge before the skin is ready to be stretched some more. They deserve derision because the information is out there, professional piercers tell people all the time about it, but, like the idiots who get tattoos done by a mate who's 'really good at drawing' and ordered a gun and ink off the internet, they don't think beyond short term gratification.

They're not something I'd ever want, but it's not my body and it's up to them what they choose to look like.

Has the cat seen a vet regarding a prolapse?!

Just googled ear, chin, cheek and nose stretchers omg < not envy

Why would you decorate your cat’s tail???? It’s not a Christmas tree. My cat would have your arm off.

I used to shuffle along platform 1 at Liverpool St every morning behind a man who had MASSIVE holes in his earlobes. It made me dizzy to look at them at first, but after a while I set myself a challenge to read the station ads through the holes. Really gross though.

OMG. I got this mixed up with fleshlight! I did wonder why anyone would post about not liking them (or otherwise) 🤭🤭🤭

Yanbu. My brother has them and when my dc where babies and at that age where they grab at glasses/everything within reach they used to put their fingers right through the holes while he was holding them and it made me gag 😂

I used to have them, they were just the right width to keep my pen in them at meetings, so I did, til I watched one of my coworkers clock them and visibly recoil. Good times 😂. Too old and boring for them now.

I feel queasy when they are in - but I've never seen one when the jewellery is taken out. I wish that I hadn't tried to imagine it.

I have often thought they might be handy for keeping your pen. Better than over your ear?

I used to work with a woman who had a big septum piercing, which she would leave out most days.

When she walked past my desk, I could see daylight through her nose as she passed by. (And as an enthusiastic smoker, she walked past my desk a lot.)

Oh, and if someone has invented a butt-plug for cats, that person clearly doesn’t know cat at all.

Cats' bottoms a balloon knots. Tight as a drum.

*are

I specified 'gaping'

My cat has got the biggest bum hole I’ve ever seen and I’d still rather look at that than those horrible big ear things 🤢

Wish I didn't Google. The cheek ones are awful.

Well, I didn't expect to have a mental image of blinged out cat arseholes today, but that's the joy of mumsnet for you.

I thought OP had been using a butt-plug on their cat, and was complaining about the effect!

I don't like the giant earholes either, they remind me of a raw rasher of bacon stretched around the jewellery.