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Smegma

84 replies

puppy23 · 29/01/2019 19:11

To ask if any of you watched The Sex Clinic last night and if it made you as horrified for society as it did me?

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BasilFaulty · 29/01/2019 19:12

Best thread title ever.

popcorndiva · 29/01/2019 19:14

I thought this was about the loose lips podcast. They discussed smegma this week. How you have to clean it off your horseConfused

GlitterStick · 29/01/2019 19:14

@BasilFaulty Grin

Also makes me think of Red Dwarf outakes dvd.
Kid -
"What does Smeg mean?!"

Cast (ducks)

lol

Bananalanacake · 29/01/2019 19:19

No I didn't see it, tell us what happened, sounds rivetting.

artisanscotcheggs · 29/01/2019 19:21

I came here for the title. Grin

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 29/01/2019 19:23

Man not aware that his dick needs a wash. Where do they find these people?

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 29/01/2019 19:26

Oh and he's had the clap and Gonorrhea too. Seriously, boy, if you dont know this stuff, you arent mature enough to have sex.

He reckons he's has over 200 partners. Bleugh.

HamiltonCork · 29/01/2019 19:29

Remember that one where, after a lot of doctors investigating, the patient was told he just needed to wipe his arse properly? 😂

TopBitchoftheWitches · 29/01/2019 19:39

Smeghead Grin

GlitterStick · 29/01/2019 19:42

Smeee heeeee

Original poster
puppy23 · 29/01/2019 19:43

There was someone else refering to women as dogs, suggesting that porn stars are 'pedigrees' ...

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punishmepunisher · 29/01/2019 19:56

🤮

DoYouLikeHueyLewisandTheNews · 29/01/2019 19:58

@HamiltonCork haha yes! We still talk about that episode in our house. Repulsive. "I don't know why but I smell like shit". "Um, you've not wiped your arse". Lovely.

chordFire · 29/01/2019 20:01

@GlitterStick that made me lol! Poor ice cub head Kryton.

Marmaladehandbag · 29/01/2019 20:04

Isn't it a brand of refrigerator?

ItsameAmario · 29/01/2019 20:05

If you have male rats you have to pop their penis plug aka smega out of their little penis pocket every once in a while

Nice animal smegma fact for free

ChiefSpoon · 29/01/2019 20:06

Envy not envy

Watching it now

44PumpLane · 29/01/2019 20:07

HamiltonCork

Oh my god that was grim TV..... "you maybe need to revisit your wiping technique"!!!! BOAK!!!! Envy (not envy)

halfwitpicker · 29/01/2019 20:08

Spunk innit?

halfwitpicker · 29/01/2019 20:08

Not to be confused with sputnik

TaintforTheLikesOfWe · 29/01/2019 20:10

I had a boyfriend for a short while and he was a living breathing homage to fromage. He had to go.

KindergartenKop · 29/01/2019 20:10

Why do you have to do that to rats? What do they do with the smegma in the wild/sewers?

Buddyelf · 29/01/2019 20:11

ItsameAmario What?! 😂

coolwalking · 29/01/2019 20:12

Smeghead was a popular insult at my school

EyeSaidTheFly · 29/01/2019 20:12

Blatant placemarking: best title ever.