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Smegma

84 replies

puppy23 · 29/01/2019 19:11

To ask if any of you watched The Sex Clinic last night and if it made you as horrified for society as it did me?

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QueenOfCatan · 29/01/2019 20:13

I remember the arse wiping episode. That was horrific enough!
Itsame not all male rats need that to be fair, I've only ever had one who needed help in that department thankfully. Not a fun job though.

QueenOfCatan · 29/01/2019 20:16

kindergartenkop rats who are quite old or have other issues may not be able to clean themselves properly and it can cause issues, including blockages stopping them from weeing. "Wild" rats would likely be dead before reaching that point.

PabloTescobar · 29/01/2019 20:22

That is my least favourite word of all time!

jcq17 · 29/01/2019 20:27

Omg it was gross and that lad was utterly dim.

undercoverhero · 29/01/2019 20:32

What channel is this on???

Hogtini · 29/01/2019 20:36

This was one of the worst programmes I've ever watched. I hope no poor girl has given him a blow job with that crusty nastiness in there Envy
The attitudes of all the patients was disgusting and makes me worried that some may view this as normal. Theguy referring to the girls in the sex industry he's slept with as pedigree dogs was abhorrent.

Hogtini · 29/01/2019 20:36

E4, I found it on catch up.

puppy23 · 29/01/2019 20:39

I don't think I'll be able to look at rats straight again now @ItsameAmario

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whatamidoingwithmylife · 29/01/2019 20:42

@HamiltonCork I haven't been able to watch another episode since the arsewiping one 🤮🤮

ItsameAmario · 29/01/2019 20:44

It's only when they can't clean themselves anymore. Elderly or ill ratties.
Healthy bucks do it themselves.

Neversurrender65 · 29/01/2019 20:44

Anyone who owns a male horse knows all about Smegma. It’s the one place horses cannot clean, and of course as they trot along, lots of crud flies up into their sheath. My DH would never do this bit of grooming on our gelding, always left it to me. It’s quite an art tickling them to get them to relax so that their willy drops out. You just wash it then coat it with Vaseline.😁
Horses have the perfect excuse but humans not washing are just gross.🤢

minkies11 · 29/01/2019 20:49

Just wanted the Dr to touch his willy. So vile! Cheerfully says he'd been suffering over 6 months!

undercoverhero · 29/01/2019 20:55

@Hogtini thanks!! All this talk has gotten me intrigued lol

mendandmakedo · 29/01/2019 20:56

I remember an embarrassing bodies one where they operated, pulled back the foreskin and the smegma opened out like an umberella!

BMW6 · 29/01/2019 20:58

I am blessed amongst women. DH joined the Army at 16 and they taught him all about the penis clean regime. Every boy should be taught this.
(Feet too. DH has wonderful -never -stinky feet. And he never ever lets me iron any of his clothes)

HamiltonCork · 29/01/2019 21:04

mendandmakedo - that has to be the most revolting thing I’ve ever read.

halfwitpicker · 29/01/2019 21:05

E4, I found it on catch up.

^
Course you did

Mammyloveswine · 29/01/2019 21:10

I've just downloaded..

Wtaf is the arsewiping about? Surely someone wasn't walking around covered in shit not knowing they had to wipe their arse??

findingmyfeet12 · 29/01/2019 21:13

Damn I don't have access to catch up Angry

squelchyeye · 29/01/2019 21:14

But why, WHY on earth would you want to get your crusty bum/penis out on telly??

HamiltonCork · 29/01/2019 21:14

Something to regale the grandkids with 🤷‍♀️

findingmyfeet12 · 29/01/2019 21:15

squelchyeye ikr?

Incidentally your name makes it sound like you might want to pop down to a clinic yourself!

HerondaleDucks · 29/01/2019 21:24

homage to fromage had me crying!

squelchyeye · 29/01/2019 21:25

Ha ha it's just the noise my eye makes when I'm tired and rub it too hard

Chesntoots · 29/01/2019 21:30

Better smeg than dead....