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To ask for the most shocking threads you've seen

373 replies

FiddlesticksAndCustard · 18/01/2019 13:56

Just that really, I love reading classics but thought I'd see if anyone remembered any others that we particularly funny/shocking/ full of CFs etc...

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lostmywayrightnow · 18/01/2019 21:23

I have lot the dettol one. Did the op get her husband/partner to leave? Was so hoping so.

lostmywayrightnow · 18/01/2019 21:23

lost. Sorry

BartonHollow · 18/01/2019 21:27

Yay for you @KungFuPandaWorks I was just astonished how far she took it in the end

Dettol Cat was taken down for the OPs sake after it was printed in the press with her username

lostmywayrightnow · 18/01/2019 21:36

That's awful. poor op. Thanks for letting me know *barton". I really hope it ended well for op, her DC and the lovely cat. They deserveso much better.

Accountant222 · 18/01/2019 21:39

Place marking

FiddlesticksAndCustard · 18/01/2019 21:44

KungFuPandaWorks

I only just read your thread tonight, I cannot believe your CF ex friend!!! Good for you not speaking to her still.

OP posts:
Dragonlight · 18/01/2019 21:44

Korean lady
Shitting man
Playmobil threads
Screaming at paintings
The secret room thread
Brian from Hull and the yoni massage

The abuse threads are heartbreaking and close to home for me
The mum who fostered the baby and later died. She was an amazing woman.

Dragonlight · 18/01/2019 21:45

Oh and the crazy softzilla threads. I felt so bad for the poster.

AlexaAmbidextra · 18/01/2019 21:46

The one that made tough, unemotional old me cry and that I shall never forget was EMIN and her little addicted foster baby. I sobbed at the tragic ending.

WobbleBottomBum · 18/01/2019 21:47

m currently a bit fucked off about the smug op who thinks that if I shagged more frequently i would have been saved years of infertility. Thankfully for her, she got pregnant super quick and is stunned other people don't try her method. Ignorant twat.

That's not what she's saying. She is saying she knows people who will have sex 3 times a month, on random days then go to the gp saying they can't get pregnant and is perplexed by that.

That is clearly not the same as people who have taken the time to inform themselves about conception, taken active steps to try and conceive and then are understandibly heartbroken.

Those two scenarios are not the same at all and I don't know why op is getting a hard time from people who are not reading and just getting upset at the thread.

AlexaAmbidextra · 18/01/2019 21:49

Shocking for me were the two animal cruelty threads this week, the poor cat and the little lamb. On another note I just don’t understand how the elderly Korean lady went into the annals and is still being brought up. IMO it was totally unfunny.

Ifartglitterybaubles · 18/01/2019 21:55

Found it, for anyone who hasn't read the Savernake Forest story:

Is it this one?Found it. Warning: it's very long (sorry) and very freaky, and if anyone can come up with a rational explanation I'd be extremely grateful because I'm generally a pretty rational non-woo where's-the-evidence person, but I've never been able to explain this and it still makes my heart beat faster and the hair stand up on my arms when I think about it, years later.

I was pet sitting for my friend several years ago. She had moved into a sort of small holding right on the edge of a village in the SW, with a huge garden that backed onto trees. At the time she had a right menagerie - chickens, ducks, a couple of Shetlands, cats and four black retrievers, three fully grown and one a half grown puppy. Originally DH had been going to come with me as a little holiday but the dates she ended up having to go away for work clashed with a couple of his medical appointments so he stayed at home with our dog and I went to petsit alone.

It was about halfway through my stay, a couple of nights to go. Late evening, already dark when I heard a massive commotion from the chicken shed, banging and thumping. I assumed a fox or something had got in so went out to check. As I was halfway across the garden the noise stopped instantly as if it had been shut off; by the time I got to the shed all was calm and the chickens were all settled, mostly asleep. No sign of any intruder or disturbance at all, nothing to explain the noise or any indication that the chickens had made a noise. Bit freaky but I didn't (and still don't) know much about The Way of Chicken so I locked up again and left them to it.

As I went back in the house a small black shape ran past me out of the back door and I realised the puppy must have got out. It streaked across the garden and off towards the woods. Cue much cursing, then calling her name in vain. More cursing when she didn't come back. I grabbed a torch and put one of the other dogs on the lead, partly for protection, partly because I thought the pup was more likely to come back if I had one of her canine companions with me and partly because I didn't fancy my chances of finding my way back to the house on my own even though there were a couple of vague paths that I'd followed when walking the dogs throughout the week.

Off we trudged into the wood along one of these paths, me calling pup's name at intervals and trying not to imagine murderers and rapists behind every tree trunk. We got to a point where it felt like the trees were starting to thin out and I remember thinking that I didn't remember a clearing on this path and we must have gone wrong somewhere when the dog with me slowed right down and started to resist going forward. I tried to jolly her along - while my stomach suddenly dropped like a stone - and she started growling, a really low serious rumbling growl. By this time I was practically shitting myself. I tried shining the torch ahead but the beam just sort of bounced back off the darkness if that makes sense? I got the sense of something - or somethings - moving but just sinuous deeper black shapes against the blackness and always on the periphery of vision. (The hairs on my arms are standing up again just remembering how completely and utterly terrified I was. I have honestly never known a feeling like it.)

At this point the dog sank right down, still growling, hackles up and refused to budge. I muttered something like "Jesus, you have got to be kidding me" and this ugly gurgling inhuman sort of voice hissed, right up close as if someone was right next to me "don't say that name". At the same time there was a horrible snickering sort of laugh. I cant express how utterly petrified I was. I can't remember having any coherent thoughts apart from the word "evil". That's the only clear thing I can remember. Me and the dog were frozen to the spot with pure fear. Then a different voice, really commanding, said "GO. BACK." That sounded more in my head but echoey, where the others had sounded out in the air IYSWIM?

Wherever it came from it did the trick. Me & the dog turned and belted back through the woods. She basically towed me, I just clung onto her lead stumbling to keep up and sobbing with fear. I lost the torch somewhere on that wild run but there was no way I was stopping to find it. How I didn't run blindly into a tree I'll never know, she guided me I guess. I can remember thinking desperately that I mustn't let go of her lead or "they" would get me.

When we got back to the garden she suddenly stopped - I did fall over her this time, onto my hands and knees - turned around and started snarling, proper teeth bared, rabid-looking snarls, back at the trees and the darkness. I thought I heard the snickering again but the blood was pounding in my ears so hard I can't be sure. I scrambled up and ran to the back door and she followed me but backing and snarling all the way as if holding something at bay. Oh, and the chicken shed was banging and thumping again. I got the back door open, me and her belted in, I slammed home every bolt behind us. The other dogs left behind were staring at the door and growling too with their hackles up and when I saw all three of them, puppy included, acting like that I started to cry properly because I honestly thought I was trapped in some horror film nightmare and was going to die. I don't know - I still don't know - what the black shape was that ran past me out of the house and triggered all of this because the puppy was right there in the kitchen.

Anyway I made sure every door and window was locked and bolted, I turned on every light in the house, I wandered round mumbling all sorts of weird half-religious half-spiritual shit to ward off evil spirits. Gradually the dogs settled down and stopped growling, and eventually stopped glancing at the door. Funnily enough I didn't sleep for one second that night and I rang my DH and begged him to come over the last couple of days. I know I didn't dream it because I was covered in scratches from running through the woods and had grazed hands from where I fell over the dog in the garden.

Nothing like that has happened before or since and I hope it never, ever does. It was the single most horrible, terrifying experience of my entire life

CatnissEverdene · 18/01/2019 22:04

One that's really stayed with me was a poster called RedStripeLassie or similar.... she had a child with a drug using alcoholic partner who was a complete waste of space and smoking weed in the house. She refused to take on board advice about her DC and their increasingly troubling behaviour, and last heard of was having another Sad. The little girl had no coat as dad was spending all their money on weed. Her complete apathy that this was all "happening" to her was infuriating. I felt so sad for the DC living that life. I kept thinking of that poor little girl for months after and only hope that the HV or school have reported any concerns so at least the family are on the radar.

RayRayBidet · 18/01/2019 22:05

I thought softzilla was a troll tbh.

PartTimePunk · 18/01/2019 22:11

@WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit I remember that woman and think about her regularly. I really do hope she got away for her bastard husband.

HobDrama · 18/01/2019 22:16

One that sticks with me was on a thread about confessing to the worst thing you've ever done.

The poster was getting fed up with his neighbours dog barking, so they took it and drove it miles away into a secluded wood and dumped it there.

I know barking dogs can be irritating, but abandoning an animal to presumably starve to death was so shocking. He wasn't even a bit remorseful.

SabineUndine · 18/01/2019 22:19

Thanks for that Barton I came on here tonight to see what happened with the poor cat at the vet. Gave my own moggy extra hugs over that.

RedemptiveCrocodile · 18/01/2019 22:24

I'm still toubled by an AMA thread where a woman talked about her sexual relationship with her school teacher when she was 15. I learned a lot about safeguarding and grooming from that thread. The OP never saw anything wrong with the situation, 20+ years later.

SinceYouAskMe · 18/01/2019 22:24

Elderly Korean Lady isn’t meant to be “lol spat my tea out totes hilarious”, just rather charmingly surreal.

pilates · 18/01/2019 22:24

Dettol and the cat will stay with me, truly horrific 😡

crispysausagerolls · 18/01/2019 22:26

I missed the dettol
Cat thread 😑

LordPickle · 18/01/2019 22:31

This thread was just funny because it was weird and the OP got a lot of shit but eventually we figured out what she was on about (but I still thought she was bonkers!):

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3077808-AIBU-to-not-want-to-be-called-by-my-nick-name-by-a-man

OnlyYellowRoses · 18/01/2019 22:31

Penis beaker - laughed out loud on the bus and the reason I joined Mumsnet.

The parking one where the lady had not one but two CF on school run use her driveway so she had a stand-off and blocked them in with her neighbour.

Drug dependant baby was heartbreaking.

Loved the thread a while back about cute things/weird things that couple do, silly dances and secret handshakes - really heartwarming stuff.

Love a good woo thread.

P.s catboy is now home and curled up on my lap dettol free Wink

PlumpSyrianHamster · 18/01/2019 22:32

Penis beaker was so made up. About as funny as a termite mound.

littlemissmanchet · 18/01/2019 22:36

Dolphin rapists.

Where the OP was fuming that dolphins are apparently always portrayed as 'nice' animals but are in fact sociopathic sex offenders and hardened criminals of the sea. For some reason her sheer outrage made me laugh until i felt sick.