To be saddened that my name makes me a CF?

[Esker]

My initials are C and F. So I frequently receive post that is addressed to Mrs CF Esker. Instead of my own names, these letters now automatically signify 'Cheeky Fucker' to me. Perhaps I should take it upon myself to become a CF and live up to my initials

My initials are JAM and I had a friend called Dick Nation... Sounds like a porn star name lol

I nearly gave my daughter 2 middle names from my Nan and dh’s nan. Her full name sounded much better in a particular order until luckily someone pointed out it would make her middle initials BJ. Not an ideal name for secondary school! We dropped the J name

My initials are CF (first and last)

Use intials loads at work. Never put the link together with CF on Mumsnet....

I knew a lad called Alan Dick. I think the poor lad spent most of secondary school hearing people reply to him "yes Alan, we know you can't help being A Dick but you actually are A Dick, you're literally A Dick, even your parents called you A Dick" and on and on. Luckily he had a good sense of humour and wasn't at all a dick about it.

This also means Friends With Benefits...

When I got married my lovely DB kindly pointed out my initials are now ASS. Yes, I had realised, thanks bro!

This may be an urban myth, but I've heard that t-shirts for Cambridge University Netball Club, briefly issued and then hastily withdrawn when the acronym was spotted, became collector's items.......

My favourite name is found in the retired members section of a professional register... Everard Cock ...

My DD has 2 middle names to avoid spelling things ... FA not ideal with many surnames - Fat, fag so added an extra name to limit options. Also had a lot of fun making up decoy/comedy names that spelt allsorts of rude words when pestered for baby names.

Could never call a child of mine Henrietta as there's a family story of Miss Marrow who married a Mr Cock ...

I had a customer called Catherine Mycock. At first I thought it was a spelling mistake. It wasn’t. Really nice and helpful woman though.

I used to work with a TB, VD and a KGB, not all at the same time though.