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To be saddened that my name makes me a CF?

135 replies

Esker · 15/01/2019 19:40

My initials are C and F. So I frequently receive post that is addressed to Mrs CF Esker. Instead of my own names, these letters now automatically signify 'Cheeky Fucker' to me. Perhaps I should take it upon myself to become a CF and live up to my initials Confused

OP posts:
CharlyAngelic · 15/01/2019 21:13

[grin]@Gudgyx

WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 15/01/2019 21:14

I know a Richard Bottom. Again, why would you.

EnglishPuffins · 15/01/2019 21:14

My initials are RH (which stand for Royal Highness, obviously) 😂

CharlyAngelic · 15/01/2019 21:18

MIL knew an H. A . Bottom.
He had it in gold leaf on his suitcase.

RayRayBidet · 15/01/2019 21:20

I was born CF. Good job I changed my name when I got married.

RomanyRoots · 15/01/2019 21:23

My Dad, very old school (long gone now) knew a secretary at work with initials VD. The environment used rather than names, no idea why, but totally unfortunate.

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:25

Afraid so OP. I walk past a car every night that has a plate ending like this one (below), I always think she must be an excessively cheeky fucker!

To be saddened that my name makes me a CF?
Fanciedachange1 · 15/01/2019 21:27

I work in the NHS and we often get request forms for patients with atrial fibrillation where the doctors have written something like “Fast AF”

Every single time I see it as fast as fuck :D

OurChristmasMiracle · 15/01/2019 21:27

Someone I actually know put their name on face book as Wayne king (say it all as one and I couldn’t help but laugh- suited him too) Grin

GrainOfSalt · 15/01/2019 21:28

I know a C.U.N.T.

Twickerhun · 15/01/2019 21:32

Are you my old mate Christina Fay? X

Banjax · 15/01/2019 21:32

@romanyroots

My dads secretary was VD too!!!! Do you think they were colleagues?!

Or are you my li sis.....

RomanyRoots · 15/01/2019 21:36

I have a younger sister, but she is working atm, definitely wouldn't come on here, ever. Grin

Dad worked at Vickers/ Rolls Royce, was a Draughtsman, Engineer. Designed the bits for engines and as he's been dead 10 years can say I have a silver lady {grin]

RomanyRoots · 15/01/2019 21:36

I can say, not my dead Dad, that would be daft.

ComeOnGordon · 15/01/2019 21:37

Poor Barry Scott Sad he must be so fed up with that ad

MyMuffinsStuck · 15/01/2019 21:38

Crying at misspatty BJ! 😂 And loving the GG name reference!

Villanelley · 15/01/2019 21:40

I went to school with a Chris Peacock. Still makes me snigger.

UterusUterusGhali · 15/01/2019 21:44

I do giggle when Ms Hernandez is mentioned in the news these days! Grin

JaretsGirlfren · 15/01/2019 21:47

My initials spell CAT 🐱

crispsahoy · 15/01/2019 21:54

@JaretsGirlfren my dd's initials are CAT

My ds is also a CF

GrumpyGran8 · 15/01/2019 21:56

Initials VD here..... Blush

TellerTuesday4EVA · 15/01/2019 21:57

Changing my name following marriage has left me with the initials CJD.... YANBU

Blatherskite · 15/01/2019 22:00

We (as a friendship group) did have to say something when friends wanted to call their daughter Victoria Deborah giving her the initials VD!

Wimped out with the friend who called their daughter Pippa. That name means some dodgy things in other languages!

MrsDrudge · 15/01/2019 22:03

My sister in laws initials before she got married were VD. I can understand why she chose to take her husbands surname.

Elderflower14 · 15/01/2019 22:09

My step granddaughter was a JCB before she got married!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣