To be saddened that my name makes me a CF?

[Esker]

My initials are C and F. So I frequently receive post that is addressed to Mrs CF Esker. Instead of my own names, these letters now automatically signify 'Cheeky Fucker' to me. Perhaps I should take it upon myself to become a CF and live up to my initials

OMG! My brain is filthy. I’ve always thought CF meant Cnt Fck!

My son's initials are DRK. He's living up to his dark name - bwahahaha

Before I married my forename and surname initials were RC, in meetings I would noted as RC
Say it out loud.
Arsey

I walked past a new restaurant called Love thy Burger.
The initials on the window say LTB.
Made me think of mumsnet!

Veryfinethreadmyfriend: Drew Peacock

Crying with laughter at that one.

And my last car's reg started BJ. Oh dear! It's MD now, so it's a doctor

i have this problem with every day life.using mumsnet words either rin my head or in reaction to things.
in conversation with dad "what the hell is a df" oops

A guy I work with has the initials BS. I always think bullshit, ironically it suits him too

@ChristinaMarlowe I have just realised that the final two letters of my car number plate are also CF 😱😱😱 It's all coming together now. I am destined by all the forces in the universe to be a cheeky fucker

@Gudgyx Dick Willy Titbum🤣

@Twickerhun Sadly I am not your old friend. But I can be your new friend Cheeky Fucker

Dh is mr. MR MRS

What must it be like to be a weighTWATcher from sCUNThorpe?

Don’t want to out myself as all my friends know this my family name is .......... Dick.

Thank God for marriage.

I can't cope with MN and their CF thing, my son has Cystic Fibrosis and it's known widely as CF so my mind always jumps there especially with threads titled 'Do I have a CF problem...' 😅

If it makes you feel better I have married into a comedy name and the postman actually smirked when he cottoned on.

Dh had a work associate with the initials DF.
He was known as both Dim Fucker and Dark Foreboding. 😄

I went to school with a Susan D..... She was pleased that her dm had realised what her initials would be and didn't name her Victoria as she had intende, unfortunately for Susan Teresa, VD became outdated and the more usual term ....

The receptionist at my first job had to argue with her dh that however much he liked Penelope as a name for their dd it would inevitably be shortened to Penny and said dd would hate him for being saddled with Penny Gwynne.

My dgreatniece has a double-barrelled first name H-J and for some reason her parents started to call her just by her initials. My then16 yr old dd pointed out that calling your dd a hand job probably wasn't the best idea.

Another CF here ! My bother in law finds it very funny and now nick names me CF apprently in his head it stands for C**t face

My brother had a college tutor years ago called C(hris)Mycock and his son was Rob Mycock. My nephews initials are BJS

My initials are LH. Hubby and I are having a terrible time trying to conceive. Can’t even get away from Luteneising Hormone.

My initial is S and husband’s is M. When we were planning our wedding we wanted our initials on the order of service and a couple of other things but couldn’t decide which was worse - ‘M&S’ (Marks anyone?) or ‘S&M’ (just asking for trouble) ...

Friend of mines initials are JCB and her Mum is BJB. If her Mum did something stupid she would always talk to herself " come one now BJ pull yourself together"😂😂

Another friend, Theresa kept her maiden name when she married Steve Wood

Ah, but remember the most wonderous of CFs, Carrie Fisher.
Not claiming any holy connections, but is it any coincidence that both me and Dhs initials are JC? I think not!

@servicenotinuse
I have the same situation with my son having CF, it often throws me but I also love that I can read these CF threads and have a moment forgetting that CF doesn't always mean CF (ironically usually while sitting next to my boy doing his nebs) and if we are having a bad day/I'm mad at the world because CF is so unfair, I call CF a CF and sometimes escalate CF to CF cunty fucker
to a fellow CF mummy warrior