great thread, agree with most of these.
BOF 💐
People who use the phrase ‘like a boss’ all the time. You’re just doing stuff. If you were “working out like a boss” you’d be paying someone else to do it, you loon.
Phoney people. Gurning that huge artificial grin, gushing fake pleasantries and putting on a big act. People aren’t stupid, you’re fooling nobody.
Selfish fuckers who use their phones while driving, or in the cinema.
Bolshy, rude people who only see things their way and lack the self awareness to notice how much eye-rolling goes on around them, but march about booming about how rude etc other people are. Chip on shoulder much?
Those ridiculous eyebrows. Insta ready? fuck off. Ooh you’ve had your eyelashes done for the occasion? nope, can’t tell.
Know-it-alls who behave as though they know better than qualified professionals do. We’ll go with the specialist diagnosis and advice thanks all the same.
Slebs a la TOWIE, Geordie thingy, those Chelsea rahs, Big Brother nomarks. Get in the fucking sea.
And ‘elevenareef’ oh hell yes. Had a good few years of this bollocks from the cliquey playground mum at DS school. All the sly backhanded digs, and everything we did was treated like a competition. Its true that some women really do retain the same levels of high-school clique, popularity crowding and ostracism behaviour for when their children are at primary school. Regret not telling that dickhead to go sit on a cactus and spin, missus.
Passive aggressive Facebook posts. Piss off.
Nobody cares if your car has cameras at the back or an auto boot or whatever, much less want to see a demonstration you boastful insecure nincompoop. Its an entry level model bought on drip and with extra money from a mortgage anyway, so get back in your box.
that felt good.