Phrases to be consigned to 2018

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Mine:

toxic

&

call out

Nonsense of the highest order. Anyone else?

What’s pfb? I’ve managed to dodge that one!

Pfb - preferred first born

Who would even say that?!

Thanks for explaining :)

It's 'precious first born' isn't it?

Its often used in the context of parents being a bit batshit when their first baby is born.

😂😂

Anything that claims to be a "hack". Life hacks, cleaning hacks, home hacks, Christmas present hacks... all that bollocks.

Reaching out. Say contacted instead.
Absolutely. Say yes instead.
Obsessed with. Say likes instead.
Can I get. Say please may I have instead

Didn’t read past this as I’m not jaded enough to be remotely bothered by how someone asks for a coffee.

Blame myself for looking at this sad thread to begin with.

Many that have been mentioned, plus:

Full fat Coke - this makes no sense
Man up - because only men are brave
Fell pregnant - sounds like an illness or terrible accident

And these annoying things

Super
Starting every sentence with 'so'.
Going forward - a phrase used by too many managers at work.

Cattenberg Full fat coke is old. I remember calling it that back in the 80’s when Diet Coke first appeared. It was because milk was a more popular drink back then but you had to specify “ full fat” because semi skimmed was being promoted as healthier like Diet Coke was.
And it helped it wasn’t factually correct ...not taking it seriously..

"Clap back". Especially when whatever was said to "clap back" has each word separated by the clapping hands emoji.

I didn't know that, BlueVelvet.

What do "clap back" and " this one" mean?

"It is what it is."

*Whydontyou Fuck off to the far side of Fuck brilliant. Personally hate any use of the word HUN it really grates on every nerve ending.

Fuck That Shit

Actually, I can see me saying it, a lot, in 2019.

Snowflake. Anyone who uses it has no argument.

Deciding you can say whatever the hell you want about anyone or group of
people by following it by a rant about how people are just so offended by everything and they need to stop. This is usually followed by a meme of Stephen Fry.

One for my SN parent allies. "Welcome to Holland". Fuck off. Finding out DD has a disability and swimming through the treacle our life can be was nothing remotely like discovering I was taking a holiday in a different bloody Country from the one I thought. Unless that country was bloody Syria or something 😡

Agree with many of the pp (but also realise I'm guilty of some of the others 😬)

My list (no reason for them but really grate me)
-meh
-^This
-little family (as in 'love our little family' )
-famalam

No explanation but all make my skin crawl

Safe space
Playdate
My bad (your bad what?)
Folks
Othering
Can I get...
Cis
Struggle (once reserved for serious problems but now ubiquitous as a verb and noun)
On fleek
Rules-based international order
Simples
Woke
Just saying
Gammon
... and the rest is history (to you, perhaps)
"Cloud bubbling up" and "spits and spots of rain" (on the forecast)
Rock up
Oven baked (just in case you were going to bake it in the fridge!)
Reach out
Cultural appropriation
Gift as a verb
All right? (Hello)
Good thanks (Fine, thank you)
Babe/bae
Adulting

All that have been mentioned.
Hun (but alas I think it will live yet another year)

I need to know. What the actual fuck is 'shop the edit'?

WrapAndRoll, does gammon have a meaning I'm unaware of or do you not like the name for that type of ham?!

"You do you"
"You got this!"
Both really irritate me

highheels it's used as a derogatory blanket term for white middle aged men with right-of-centre political views who are getting annoyed and red in the face. Not denying people of this description exist, but they're entitled to their opinion and name-calling isn't helpful in trying to have a sensible debate (this applies both ways, of course).

The ham is great though