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Phrases to be consigned to 2018

327 replies

setAsProfile · 29/12/2018 14:13

Mine:

toxic

&

call out

Nonsense of the highest order. Anyone else?

OP posts:
FiddlesticksAkimbo · 29/12/2018 23:54

DH, DS3, DSG
How about just saying "my husband"? Even my fucking hubster would be better. The twee abbreviations make some posts on here impossible to decipher.

Hushabyelullaby · 29/12/2018 23:56

When agreeing with someone's POV/ feeling, my DD and all of her friends instead of saying 'me too' or 'and me', say 'same'. For instance one will say 'I really like unicorns', and the other just says 'same'. It drives me mad.

highheelsandbobblehats · 29/12/2018 23:56

WrapAndRoll, you learn something every day!

DarklyDreamingDexter · 30/12/2018 00:17

I agree with most of these, except the ones I use myself! Grin My contributions:

Pop of colour
Haters gonna hate

KissingInTheRain · 30/12/2018 00:20

DH, DS3, DSG
How about just saying "my husband"? Even my fucking hubster would be better. The twee abbreviations make some posts on here impossible to decipher.

So true! I never use them. They’re affected and wanky.

DarklyDreamingDexter · 30/12/2018 00:21

Also...

Bubs
Bean / grandbean (ugh)

posthistoricmonsters · 30/12/2018 00:38

So many which have been mentioned have been around a very long time.

There's a few I hate, mentioned in the thread. Boke/boak is one of them.

But depending on my audience, I use a lot of the 'because xxx', or whatever want phrase. Adulting for example.

I've been through uni more than once, studying English among other subjects. I'm also multilingual. But I don't think that means I have to speak like the posh cunt I probably am 😂

I'm an effort to fit in on mumsnet I've tried to remember my DDs, DCs, DHs ( I prefer to use OH like the old days) but actually I find it all a load of wank. And what even IS 'HTH'. What's a 'reverse'?

Holibobs peeves me right off because I've already gotten used to 'holibops' which was annoying enough but now everyone says 'holibobs'. How about we just call it a vacaycay and be done with it.

posthistoricmonsters · 30/12/2018 00:38

Fucking auto-correct.

ThatPeskyElf · 30/12/2018 00:39

#blessed

ThatPeskyElf · 30/12/2018 00:40

Staycation

No, it’s a holiday you just don’t get on a plane. Twats.

ThatPeskyElf · 30/12/2018 00:41

Same

LiveSleepSnore · 30/12/2018 00:41

Blessed needs to go.

ThatPeskyElf · 30/12/2018 00:41

Candy

No it’s sweets, SWEETS. We are not in America!!

SpitefulMidLifeAnimal · 30/12/2018 00:46

I hate pops of colour too, especially if they are on a red lip, pink nail or blue lid.

Switched out/swapped out. Why on earth do we need the "out"?

Also, sentences ending with "no?" or "thoughts?"

KissingInTheRain · 30/12/2018 00:54

I hate pops of colour too, especially if they are on a red lip, pink nail or blue lid.

And other style & beauty singulars for plurals, usually with a pretentious adjective: “I combine it with an edgy sandle”, that sort of shite.

FiddlesticksAkimbo · 30/12/2018 01:00

Switched out/swapped out. Why on earth do we need the "out"?
Extraneous prepositions have become a big and very annoying thing. Parked up is another one. And "out of" to mean the exact opposite: "in". What the fuck are they on about. Translation:
"I work out of London" means "I work in London".

Topttumps · 30/12/2018 01:01

Squad,

littledrummergirl · 30/12/2018 01:51

Let me be fucking clear from politicians who are refusing to listen or answer the actual question asked. Using this- or other--soundbite(s) demean you and the people you are supposed to represent.

ThatPeskyElf · 30/12/2018 02:01

Strong and stable

In fact can we just erase Mrs May, her cronies and brexshit forever? Not the language, the whole sorry saga.

ilovesooty · 30/12/2018 02:06

"You need to sit him down"

Britneyspearsatemytoast · 30/12/2018 02:07

Hun- really makes me wants to punch the hunner in the nose.
Woke- do one you pretentious prick
Hubby- usually said by a hunner
This one- smug
Saying no at the end of the sentance- Hun, my hubby is really woke, no?- Fuck off.
Girl boss- this gets right on my tits. You can be a boss without trying to cutesy yourself up with’and oh but I’m just a girl’. Takes all the power away. Own your bossness you CF

GySgtHartman · 30/12/2018 05:00

I think we need to hit the ground running, keep our eye on the ball, and make sure that we are singing off the same song sheet. At the end of the day it is not a level playing field and the goal posts may move; if they do, someone else may have to pick it up and run with it. We therefore must have a golf bag of options hot-to-trot from the word 'go'. It is your train set but we cannot afford to leave it on the back burner; we've got a lot of irons in the fire, right now.

We will need to un-stick a few potential poo traps but it all depends on the flash-to-bang time and fudge factor allowed. Things may end up slipping to the left and, if they do, we will need to run a tight ship. I don't want to re-invent the wheel but we must get right into the weeds on this one. If push comes to shove, we may have to up stumps and then we'll be in a whole new ball game.

I suggest we test the water with a few warmers in the bank. If we can produce the goods then we are cooking with gas. If not, then we are in a world of hurt. I don't want to die in a ditch over it but we could easily end up in a flat spin if people start getting twitchy. To that end, I want to get round the bazaars and make sure the movers and the shakers are on-side from day one. If you can hit me with your shopping list I can take it to the head honchos and start the ball rolling.

There is light at the end of the tunnel and I think we have backed a winner here. If it gets blown out the water, however, I will be throwing a track. So get your feet into my in-tray and give me chapter and verse as to how you see things panning out. As long as our ducks are in a row I think the ball will stay in play and we can come up smelling of roses.

Before you bomb burst and throw smoke, it is imperative we nail our colours very firmly on the mast and look at the big picture. We've got to march to the beat of the drum. We are on a sticky wicket. We’ll need to play with a straight bat and watch out for fastballs.

I've been on permanent send for long enough and I've had my ten pence worth. I don't want to rock the boat or teach anyone to suck eggs. We must keep this firmly in our sight picture or it will fall between the cracks. If the cap fits, wear it, but it may seem like pushing fog up a hill with a sharp stick.

HeronLanyon · 30/12/2018 05:26

Reach out
Meh (thoight it hadnfinally gone but have seen it recently - really hate it - the most arrogant dismissive self important way to start a sentence (she says arrogantly, self importantly and dismissively Grin)
‘Around’ used instead of ‘about’ usually after ‘issues’ as in “issues around ppi”

stabulous · 30/12/2018 05:33

DH, DW, DP, DS, DD, DSIS, DBRO, DG, DSS, DSD, DDOG, DCAT, etc.

Just type the fucking words. It's not like they're abbreviating anything lengthy, they're just absolute bollocks.

Beerflavourednipples · 30/12/2018 09:12

Yes 'reach out' is just bloody awful and always just reminds me of the Four Tops song.

Also 'reach for' when used just for 'use'. As in 'I'm selling this eyeshadow palette because I just don't reach for it any more'.

Bleugh!