People who say “bits” as in “I got a few bits”

[PouchofDouglas]

They need to die.

Very naff

People who wish others dead because they use the word bits need to re-evaluate their lives immediately

I hate 'bits' too. (ducks)

By the Dave Clark Five. One of the first 45s I ever bought.

That's big jigsaw Errol

I’m a great believer in bits, picky or otherwise.

But DH ‘going a message’ irks me rather.

I think the OP has disappeared and gone out for some bits for their picky tea.

I could say the same about people who say ''naff''

On a slight tangent - what is bric a brac ? A friend of mine's house is called Bric a Brac - but I see no evidence of it inside her house (whatever it is - i'm guessing it means pebbly/twiggy crap and ornaments ?)

It irritates me! As does "picky bits"

Bric a brac

'miscellaneous objects and ornaments of little value.'

They hold Bric a Brac sales around here. Fill your house with stuff basically. I think there's also material and ribbon/lace etc. Not my thing at all.

It's one of several expressions I only see on MN that irritates me - things "not sitting right" with someone is another - but it doesn't make me murderous.

if ive done a full food shop i say ive been shopping if ive only got a few little items i say ive got a few bits from the shops shoot me now op lol

YANBU!!!! It's a petty hate of mine!

I get the feeling this was meant to be lighthearted but failed due to the homicidal undertones... Or at least, I hope so. What happened to peace and goodwill?

YABU, OP.

OP user’s name.
Pouch of Douglas.
The space behind the rectum.
Says it all really.

They do need to die.

As do those who describe eating eg pork pies, cheese, olives as 'picky bits'.

ALL OF THEM NEED TO DIE

They used to disembowel people didn't they

Indeed they did, in fact they reduced them to a few bits.

Yet another one advocating for mass murder of a large proprotion of the UK population to be killed, and in caps no less.

How do you want them to die, IveGoytThree?

Suggestions so far are:
Explosion
Disemboweling

Options you might like to consider
Acid
Hanging
Drowning
Machine gun
Burying alive?

There are lots.

My kids are 9 and 11. How do you want them to die?

To me, a few bits means stuff like cotton wool, tampons and mouthwash - not exciting to list individually and have a tendency to clutter up your bag … so bits.
I can't get het up about picky bits either - I really can't.

brizzledrizzle

I like 'messages'. It's descriptive. It's basically 'errands', which also used to cover shopping (cf. Milly-Molly-Mandy).

Bric a brac is basically what you get at flea markets.

Remember that there are a lot of people that you want killed, and it is not an easy job. Millions. What are you planning on doing with the bodies? Leaving them littered everywhere is a major health hazard and could result in further deaths amongst those who do not say "bits" and I'm sure you want to avoid that.

Messages is a regional thing isn't it?
I have a friend who says it but I can't remember which one and so therefore where it's from!

How do you want them to die, IveGoytThree?

You forgot death by creation of an intergalactic super highway, or maybe an extended poetry reading.

NothingOnTellyAgain, you are the one repeatedly listing various gory methods of execution. Why, if you find the OP so distasteful (and I don't find it in the best of taste either, tbf), are you engaging and trying to outdo her in distastefulness?

'Messages' is Irish AIUI.