Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Kitschbitch it's basically a massive bar of Cadbury's dairy milk melted into some full fat milk/cream if you dare, in a saucepan. So delicious it should be illegal.

Frey Bentos chicken pie
Mini pork pies
Heinz beans and sausages
Crisp sandwiches
Mash and gravy, the stuff out of a tub you make up in a jug.
Angels Delight
Nutella on toast
Fish finger sandwich

a bowl of buttercream
scone with marmite and cream!

my dads.hardening fat from the raosting tin!

making a bowl of cheesecake base.fridge.cool.wow

Mashed potato sandwiches - made with real potatoes.
Egg and salted peanuts on a sandwich.
Black pudding sandwiches.
What can I say - I like sandwiches 😋

I've only got to page 3 and there are some amazing food suggestions! I love rubbishy food far too much.
Thank you to the PP who kindly shared the steps to make a Wotsits sandwich. This sounds right up my alley :)

Cheese ‘worm’ crisp things with that orange dust stuff all over them. End of packet nothing but dust, delicious.

Fry’s chocolate cream, peppermint cream, fruit cream bars.

Washed down with room temperature slightly flat Diet Coke.

I know I am totally missing the point of this thread but am reading this thinking I would never touch anyone of these things with a barge pole and yet I still struggle with my weight. Probably just reading about noodles on bread will make me put on a few pounds. I do envy people who can eat all this crap and get away with it!!!

Crusty white mini baguette with crab sticks (you know, the ones without crab) and seafood sauce! Delish

Bombay bad boy pot noodle - i always add extra salt though
mcdonalds chips dipped in milkshake
crisp butties with thick cheese n mayo
mayo mixed with bbq sauce as a dip
dragon noodles in those blue plastic bowls with a lid
chicken dippers - at least 12 per serving...
breaking up cookies, adding milk and eating with a spoon like cereal....

Salad cream
Chicken supernoodles mit hotdogs
Those plastic covered smoked cheese 'sausages'
Marrowfat tinned peas
Spicy Space Raiders
Potato waffles with lots of cheese
Harvey's Bristol Cream

Lemon and Scampi Nik Naks.

Sandwich Spread.

Chicken paste (ds1 likes the salmon one)
Tinned ham with the jelly oh my!
Frey bentos pie
Jam on bread with cheese.
Sandwich spread isnt the same any more 😣 dont know what they have done to it.
Salad sarnie isnt right without lashings of salad cream fuck off mayo
Corned beef.
Corned beef hash my mum made the best ever.

Fish finger sandwiches.

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

I think my OH must be on here somewhere, he's always wanting to buy a Frey Bentos pie in a tin, shades of our early skint married days, I've told him he can buy it when I'm not with him, preferably in a town 20 miles away. Vesta 'meals' , he wants those too, we saw spotted dick puddings in a tin yesterday, he once blew one up because he didn't make a hole in the tin! He's the only person I know who can put ketchup, mustard and mint sauce on the same meal. Findus pancakes, didn't know they still made those, I'm not telling him.

Cafe catering sausage and chips drowned in vinegar.

Crisp and salad cream sammidge.

Merlypussedoff what's a sammidge?

Merly wecall them sammidges too

What are they?

Tigh a sandwich

God, I wish I'd not read this just after breakfast, old, retired, late-eater, feel decidedly quesy now, here was I thinking that all MNers were such paragons of healthy eating!!!!!

Christmas cake and cheddar
According to OH that's the only way to eat Christmas cake, though he prefers Wensleydale, being from God's second best county.

I now don't feel at all bad about eating Ambrosia rice or custard cold straight from the tin or Ginsters peppered steak pasties, I fell positively healthy!

Waffles. Cheese slice. Spaghetti and sausages. Ultimate comfort food on a cold night. Cheese must not be melted under the grill. It must melt when the molten hot spaghetti (and sausages) are poured over. Delicious.

Tinned Ravioli with grated cheese over the top.

Gherkin pickling liquid, sauerkraut and kefir (together), frankfurters cut up into thin slices and fried till they are almost crispy, salted sunflower seeds (addictive and make you put on 2 stone in one week).

@onthenaughtystepagain Your OH is perfectly correct ( obviously, being from Yorkshire). The only way to eat Christmas cake is with cheese.