Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Cheddar and strawberry jam sandwich, made with cheap white bread.

Bacon grill (out the tin) grilled and on toast with loads of brown sauce.

Marmalade and pork sausages

@caperplips & MotherWol

They sell something very similar in Waitrose as well, it's absolutely delish with a fried egg and a bit of brown sauce (drools)

You are a bunch of filthy deviants.
Now, why has nobody mentioned the delight of a handful of chip shop chips to dip into a Pot Noodle? The best Pot Noodle is the Bombay Bad Boy, with a touch of soy sauce and mango chutney added with the sachet of hot sauce to echo some of the Pot Noodle flavours you've passed over for the Bad Boy.
If the chips are stolen from a loved one, and they probably are, the dish is even more delicious.

motherWol THANK YOU!!
I am not in UK so no Sainsburys but Lidl is def doable!
I shall check it out - you have made my day!!

Gasp How could we forget Angel Delight!

(TBF, not for years now but back in the day!)

psychonaut thank you for that too.
Not in UK but dream of visiting a Waitrose some day!

Strawberry jam and pate on toast

Batchelors Pasta 'N' Sauce
Crisp sandwiches
Marmite on crumpets
Tinned Mushy peas
Fish finger sandwiches

chicken paste sandwich made with medium white sliced bread

Daftcat that sounds delicious and I have evaporated milk in the cupboard at the moment.

Oooo Angel Delight, yes. The buutterscotch one which we used to make with a splash of sherry . Thought we were really living as children being allowed a pudding with ‘drink’ in it.

Hmm

• chicken super noodles with tinned potatoes fried in butter with loads of black pepper
• chilli Doritos with stirred up til smooth vanilla ice cream as a dip
• microwave chips popped in a little tapas dish with a slice of violife vegan cheese on top, grilled til the cheese is bubbly and crispy
• breaksfast sandwich made with two buttered crumpets as the bun. You fry two eggs plus two yolks til edges crispy but yolks still runny, then pop eggs onto crumpets upside down and smush the runny yolks right down into the holes. Crispy bacon, chipolatas and black pudding in the middle between the eggs.

-smoked salmon rolled round fingers of fresh pineapple

Super noodles
dairylea and cheese and onion crisp sandwiches.
Takes me back to my student days every time I have either of these.

Kringlebells crumpet^ sandwich idea is inspired^

Those cheesestrings wraps... the pepperoni ones!!

Frey bentos steak pie...

Oooooh!

Risey-pie!

All those layers of soggy, uncooked pastry - despite what Paul Hollywood and Marcus Thingy say - it's bloody lovely!!!

Oh yes cockles in a jar of vinegar for me, my mouth is watering here!

Pasta and Gravy

You sick bastard Gremlins.

Don't let Hollywood hear about this!

Sainsbury's Pork Breakfast Sausage. No one else makes anything like it. Food of the Gods.

Burgers
Hotdogs
Pizza

Oooo Angel Delight, yes. The buutterscotch one which we used to make with a splash of sherry . Thought we were really living as children being allowed a pudding with ‘drink’ in it.

We combine a butterscotch one with a banana one. Et voila! Banoffee Angel Delight!

Oh I have so many!!

Corned beef from a can
Nissin soba noodles
Birds eye chicken chargrills on a bed of super noodles
Bernard Matthews cheese and ham "toasties"