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To shout FFS it’s bolognese!!!

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Booksandwine80 · 27/11/2018 10:25

There seems to be a trend for people calling spaghetti bolognese “spag bowl”......gives me the rage Angry

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What phrases piss you off??!!

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lisasimpsonssaxophone · 28/11/2018 19:10

So it follows that what annoys me is people who have a panini for their lunch. That'll be a panino or two panini.

Have you seriously ever actually ordered ‘a panino’ for your lunch in a British coffee shop?

I know that ‘panini’ is technically the plural but I would still never actually order ‘a panino’ because I think I’d sound like a pretentious twat.

ladybee28 · 28/11/2018 19:26

Not food-related, but drives me UP THE WALL when people say they've "been through it with a fine tooth-comb."

WHO COMBS THEIR TEETH? NOBODY. There is no such thing as a tooth-comb, fine or shoddy.

Also "for all intensive purposes" and "could of / should of / would of."

MyShinyWhiteTeeth · 28/11/2018 19:38

We have Spaggers or Spag bollock Knees.

But we don't use spaghetti and include meatballs in the second one.

Pastorkidneys · 28/11/2018 19:42

Tender hooks

threatmatrix · 28/11/2018 19:42

It’s good to use when your a waitress and haven’t got time to write the full name.

Zoflorabore · 28/11/2018 19:44

My dd is 7 and her favourite food ever is Macaroni cheese. She is slightly obsessed with the YouTube American crap and all of the families she watches say Mac N Cheese so now she does too and so do I Blush

Whosthebestbabainalltheworld · 28/11/2018 19:46

Surely there is such a thing as a fine-tooth comb @ladybee?

Pastorkidneys · 28/11/2018 19:47

Bought a fine toothed comb in readiness for a dose of nits, still in my woman draw, fourteen years later, unused thankfully

ladybee28 · 28/11/2018 19:48

@Whosthebestbabainalltheworld - yes, and that's my point...

A fine-toothed comb, as in a comb with the teeth close together, exists, and that's the way the phrase is intended.

A fine tooth-comb, as in the finest of combs to use on your teeth, is not.

grumiosmum · 28/11/2018 19:50

Yup. Fine-tooth comb is correct.

It is a comb with narrow teeth to catch things in.

useruseruser · 28/11/2018 19:50

Love a bit of slag bowl 🤤

Piggyhoolier · 28/11/2018 19:50

@ladybee28 wins the thread, so funny!

It’s like the young lady who talked of Baracko Barmer Grin

Tinawithtwoboys · 28/11/2018 19:51

Not a food, but it seriously gets on my nerves when people call their holiday "holibobs", I literally want to smack them in the mouth!!! BlushBlush

MsLexic · 28/11/2018 19:57

We call it spaggly waggly. Obv.

LadyinLavende · 28/11/2018 20:01

@lisasimpsonssaxophone
I don't go in British coffee shops but if I did and I wanted to buy a panino I think I'd probably point and say "one of those, please"

Ariesgirl1988 · 28/11/2018 20:19

Maccy D's for McDonald's really pisses me off and I don't really eat McDonald's anymore LOL

ladybee28 · 28/11/2018 20:19

I don't go in British coffee shops but if I did and I wanted to buy a panino I think I'd probably point and say "one of those, please"

Totally misread this and thought you said "wanted to buy a piano".

chuckle.

PlentyOfBiscuitsWithTea · 28/11/2018 20:52

When people say or actually write “nom nom” about enjoying food I want to vomit all over my screen. It made my toes curl having to even write that.
I am 100% with you OP on spag bowl, it makes me CRINGE when people write it!!!!! I thought it was just an accent thing from my part of the world, we hate an “l” in Estuary English, they almost always get converted to a long “w” sound so I probably SAY spag bowl, but would NEVER write it!! I was really 😲 when I first saw it written as couldn’t believe that’s what people thought was being said when they heard “spag bol”.

AGHHHH · 28/11/2018 21:03

@PlentyOfBiscuitsWithTea after I saw your post I went on Facebook and the first post I saw said nom nom nom

Ugh

Caramelbutthorn · 28/11/2018 21:12

What about cup cakes? Aren't they fairy cakes?

BrigitsBigKnickers · 28/11/2018 21:22

Yeah spag Bol is awful.
We call it spag bog
Or bog for short!
Grin

winniestone37 · 28/11/2018 21:28

Dear good get a life love, you are ridic'.

AlbaChick · 28/11/2018 22:10

Haven’t RFT, but people referring to Le Miz really annoys me. No reason why, just does.

ElektraLOL · 28/11/2018 22:13

No I don’t like it either. Other phrases that irritate me;

‘I want to say...’ when someone is trying to remember something

‘I don’t reach for that often’ meaning I don’t use that often.

ElektraLOL · 28/11/2018 22:17

‘For all intensive purposes’ 🤣🤣 oh that’s so funny

And ‘I generally like’ instead of genuinely. For heavens sake, it’s usually young people too. Don’t schools teach English lessons properly nowadays?