Chocolate spread argument (lighthearted)

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The house has erupted into chaos this morning, with lots of (lighthearted) insults at each other about who is right in the correct way to serve chocolate spread on toast.

Two main opinions:

1. chocolate spread spread thickly straight onto hot toast

2. hot toast is buttered and then the chocolate spread is spread over the butter

Arguments for and against include extra meltyness with butter, extra meltyness without butter, thicker spread without butter, chocolate doesn't spread on butter and cross contamination risk between butter and chocolate (only if you're stupid enough to use the same knife)

So it's agreed that MN has the ruling vote to end the war which has now raged for a few hours. Who is right?

For the love of god, marg!!!

Butter then chocolate spread. But proper chocolate spread, not Nutella which has been ruined by the addition of nuts.

Always butter and then chocolate spread on top. Same rule applies to both peanut butter and jam. It's the only acceptable way.

Chocolate spread on one slice, raspberry Jam on other slice - squished together toasty sandwich style...

Butter on hot toast. Ideally sourdough but nice granary will do.